Bort. Bort. Bort.
Bort. Bort. Bort.
Nerddddddd!!!
Just kidding, but a Simpsons reference is a Simpsons reference
Maybe the appeal is the "cool factor". Here's 2 examples I could think of. At work, you want to stand out from the "water bottle" people. At parties/bars maybe you don't want to drink alcohol, but still want something in your hand while you're mingling.
I haven't snorted that loud in public for quite a while
Did Breugger's die/go bankrupt?!?
Edit: double sucks cuz I just remembered I had a friend we called the "Master Bageler" cuz he worked there. He lasted less than 2 weeks before our unnecessary cruelty caused him to quit (teenagers are assholes).
Sorry, I'm a dum-dum who can't read to the end of a sentence.
Literally, indeed. (An up vote wasn't enough)