TastyWheat

@TastyWheat@lemmy.world
1 Post – 111 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

Poop straw

Adam Sandler in: Lil' Wicky

No fucking way I'll consider buying one now.

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Mariah Carey. I work retail. If you know, you know.

Man that program has gone down the fucking drain. First bundling in bloatware, now this?

What's a good alternative?

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The same way you can wear a seat belt but still crash your car.

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If they take too much fucking longer I'm gonna look for my RPG fix Elsweyr.

Crazy bastard swinging a detached arm around

As long as he's happy doing it. That's awesome.

They can recover DNA from body parts and match it from records, or family members can also help with identification with DNA samples. Definitely possible.

See, us Aussies have a word for these type of people - cunts.

Nazi works too. Fucking animals.

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I was at home eating chip when I got the call.

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Itchy.

Tasty.

That's not just any jurger, it's a BIG JAC.

Shit like this is why I refuse to have a printer in my house. Between the exorbitant prices for fucking INK, the suspense of "will it actually work?" each time I print something, and the printer itself usually sounding like two geriatric robots fucking, I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

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I have a DIY hack that'll make my controllers smell like pizza.... and I get a pizza out of it. AMA

I know which one I'd rather go for.

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Sweet, now PS5 owners will be able to dig through menus for hours and run around desolate landscapes achieving fuck-all!

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I'd nearly forgotten all about Vista.

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This is my favourite post today oh my god. Four more swamps!

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Pretty much why I blocked c/technology from my feed. They could turn a post about a scientist studying crab migration into a debate about why the crabs aren't running fuckin Linux. Not everything has to be about an OS, you lot. They're basically Computer Mormons.

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"Fluffy's Intimate Massage and Car Wash, you're speaking with Fluffy, how can I help?"

Takes me back to an Accounting job I took a few years ago.

Loaded up the disk, got stuck in their virtual reality accounting system and ended up killing the King of VR. Then I was stuck in an endless loop of playing a bones as a xylophone. Not everyone survived.

https://youtu.be/ltKS0a4r6og?si=au3kH8UHyzO1VR_L

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no

We actually had this happen at a place I worked at.

Old bloke came in to get his computer looked at since it wasn't working too well. The guys found all kinds of shit on his desktop so they took it out the back and called the cops.

He ended up in jail which is nice.

Fuck. YES.

Greatest railgun in gaming.

Heard on Sydney radio the other day that they've already declared El Nino for down here.

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I'm not from the US, but visited Dallas in 2009. I remember myself and a couple of friends from the area going into a Waffle House.

First thing I saw was a sign on the door saying to leave your guns outside. When we walked in, there was a haggard old waitress with a smokers rasp going "what can I git ya?" and a mulleted stoner in the kitchen with a thousand yard stare. It was like I'd walked into the set of a movie and while we had breakfast my mates were quite amused at how... roadstop I kept saying it was.

Kept waiting for a trucker named Bubba to walk in.

Also in AR a waitress asked me if we had boats in our country, another swore up and down that she had seen me on some Australian renovation show on cable, and while watching TV an episode of Aussie Gold Hunters had subtitles for the Australians even though they were speaking clear as day English.

The South is bizarre.

Boom!

Grind!

If it works with Steam, I'm in.

Uh oh!

"So... I can bring another guy, right?"

Not with month-old tortillas, unless they've been frozen!

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It's the perfect crime, they'll never suspect it was you!

No more mullets. They're fuckin everywhere down here. You look like a half-fucked toothbrush, cut it out!

Fandom wikis are such bloated trash that I will always look elsewhere for info.

This thread is fucking awesome and I'm gonna try lots of these.

My Ukranian mate showed me the ways of vegeta. No, not the anime character, the seasoning. Put that shit on fried eggs and never look back.

Actually you can add it to lots of stuff. But eggs were the first thing I experienced it with.

explosion TRAILER random shocked face BEGINS dog taking a piss outside next to stuntmen NOW

Yes guys that's why I fucking clicked it, I know how the play button works you idiots!

Oh wait shit big mouthed floating thingies! Brb

Glory to Arstotzka.