Techmaster

@Techmaster@lemmy.world
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It seems like a no-brainer to just make a better Switch

so Nintendo's next console will be a fishing rod with 3 buttons that uses a smart watch as its display.

OMG the house is on fire, quick, grab the flame thrower!

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The plant that went up in flames reportedly manufactures equipment for the Russian military.

Correction: The plant that went up in flames reportedly used to manufacture equipment for the Russian military.

I know, they sound horrible, right? Imagine tax dollars going back into the communities that pay them. God what kind of awful country would do such a thing?

Twitter is a cesspool.

Imagine using Twitter to train AI. "Why is my AI such an asshole!?"

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There's a large grocery store chain here that the owner was at the Jan 6th insurrection. A lot of people, including myself, refuse to shop there now.

My view at a concert a few years back. They ended up being escorted out of the building by the police and the whole crowd behind them cheered.

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After being in IT and software development for over 25 years, the only printer brand I bother with any more is Brother. It's unbelievable how much better they are than everyone else. No nonsense drivers and they're not constantly trying to force you to buy expensive ink.

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Because they don't actually give a shit about society.

Some things just won't wash off, no matter how much you scrub.

But not Apple? The most valuable company in history.

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It's almost like Google wants me to trade my android phone in on an iphone.

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The most indictments, believe me. It will be tremendous. No collusion.

The bell end

The Microsoft way would be to build the most powerful console on the market, but forget to make any games for it.

He blue screened

You also didn't have people win the presidency, get voted out of office, then try to run again. Usually people get the message after getting voted out after just one term.

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A health warning?

Warning: You'll shoot your eye out!

There's nothing wrong with a boring, uninspiring president. Obama had a ton of charisma but Biden's presidency is honestly a lot better. Sure, the country sucks right now, but at least Biden is trying to make it better, after the last guy did so much to try and destroy everything our nation is built on. It's going to take a long time and a lot of hard work to crawl out of this hole the GOP has dug us into. I think there are people who could have done better than Biden, but in all honesty he's probably the best president we've had in my lifetime. I give him a B+.

On the flip side, meat tastes 20x better than vegetables.

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If there were 2 fewer people they would just be hanging out.

Euck Flon

Most people who get arrested show up peacefully at the appointed time.

Most people who get arrested don't get an opportunity to show up anywhere. They bust down your door, shoot your dog, and handcuff you.

Does anyone know why they don't allow cameras in federal courtrooms? I'm curious if there's a good reason for it, or if it's one of these weird laws from a time before cameras.

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It's thanks to Trump and the churches' not only acceptance, but adoration, that has made me completely dismiss religion. These people are completely full of shit and have zero credibility.

It's like deconstructed food when they bring you a plate with all the ingredients on it.

I don't think the point of genocide is for them to leave.

At the bottom of the screen:

THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Maybe she's thinking about switching parties. (LOL)

I've noticed his base is starting to turn against the billionaire class. I think Trump is turning them against all the rich and powerful that aren't siding with him basically. And it really seems like he's trying to get a judge to jail him to make him a political martyr and set off the powderkeg he's been building for years. He wants a violent uprising to install him in perpetual power so bad.

He is never going to give up as long as he is not behind bars. If a judge ever orders him into custody, he's going to be dragged out of the courtroom kicking and screaming. They're probably going to wheel him into jail using one of those wheelchair cart things and a spit guard.

Same thing that's going on all around the entire world. Bunch of ruthless crazy Karens trying to make everyone just as miserable as they are.

They also do it for fun. Just ask Epstein...oh wait, nevermind.

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They removed her from the caucus for saying something true.

I always found it hilarious how specific the porn subreddits are. Girls playing Scrabble while showing you their butthole.

I can't wait to see this.

Hunter's laptop is the fake bullshit.

Consequences will never be the same.

Putin has signed new laws that will decimate online anonymity

So Putin is going to remove 10% of online anonymity?

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No, they're referring to the fact that if you buy a Tesla, the government pays for something like 20% of the cost. You multiply that subsidy times the number of Teslas sold, and a massive chunk of Musk's wealth is government funded.

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