I can fix him

... wait a second that's fucking mercury.

This guy doesn't even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

Maybe Ark Survival? You go from caveman to future tech. There's dinosaurs and I like the story.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

Time to start swearing!

Look, in my defense my brain is a fucking prick

I'm not even mad.

I would just drop the "so-called" and put the term in quotes.

Western countries belonging to the "Paris club."

Yes, I forgot to mention. The game is tuned for multiplayer and is waaaaqy more enjoyable with resource boosts and timer reductions.

Well done, skeleton!

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

No

Tomorrow.

Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don't tell me.)

Hard to carry around, though. We should issue certificates that are equivalent to ownership of a massive obsidian orb.

Fine

Candy doesn't make itself, kiddos!

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...

The World of Tanks.

We're Rom

Or get rammed by a Maus. Good to keep some variety in your life.

But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so... they like it? Maybe?