The25002

@The25002@lemmings.world
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Joined 3 months ago

Old lady comes up and says "Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?"

I'll do it, and I'll do it for free!

I'll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don't get out of my way right now I'm going to shotgun you in the face.

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Hey man, the rapture did happen. It's just nobody made the cut.

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Yeah it's a point they're allowed to make now, don't know how well it's really going to stick though. However so far the best republicans have against Kamala is that she... Laughs? That's a good sign. Like a lot of the stuff people like me on the left have against Kamala is stuff republicans wouldn't want to at her for.

Lanky Kong listens to DK rap for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs&t=145s

If you can believe that.

Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.