TheCannonball

@TheCannonball@lemmy.world
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Fuck!

We need to replace all of the Nintendo assets with meme versions similar to Sanic. This way, Nintendo can't force them down and we get to make fun of them.

I say we make Plumber Guy and Princess Bleach of the Toilet Kingdom.

I just tried this. Why does this exist? Why does this need to be a shortcut? Who uses LinkedIn so much that they need to use a 5 key shortcut to get there faster?

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I'm shocked that no one has said Essential Oils yet.

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I think he meant that Swiss watches have near perfect timing, so the timing of this is more than perfect because the shit Unity is pulling.

It's adorable but it's bigger than just the white fluff of feathers that we can see in this picture. It does fool the eye a bit but you can see the outline of the rest of it's body going down behind the branch.

I wasn't sure when i first saw this but had to image search myself to check.

A likely story. How much did they pay you for this "ad"?

/s

We have an owlet with the camera and sock. No subscription yet but also no problem with the camera.

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Everyone should be an artist. It doesn't have to be professionally but everyone should be creating something.

Speed Racer is my favortie movie of all time and i have been made fun of multiple times because of it.

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Using this opportunity to plug one of the greatest Ska bands of all time, Five Iron Frenzy, and their album Cheeses... (Of Nazareth)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeses...%28of_Nazareth%29

You're shaming people for not wanting to subject themselves to the predatory advertisment practices of a billion dollar company.

Which is kind of a dick move.

I love Harry Potter despite the fact that it's creator is a bigoted narcissist.

I love the Beatles' music despite the fact that John Lennon was a horrible person who beat his family.

Learn the phrase "death of the author" my dude.

Ghost themed DLC - Frights in Tight Spaces.

Plague themed DLC - Blights in Tight Spaces

Vampire themed DLC - Bites in Tight Spaces

Divinity themed DLC - Smites in Tight Spaces

Sewer themed DLC - Shite in Tight Spaces

Plasic Surgery DLC - Cellulite in Tight Psaces

Extraterrestrial thespian themed DLC - Space Tights in Tight Spaces

It says it's the complete series so iirc 24 episodes at 22-23 mins each for roughly 9 hours of content.

Not saying i would buy it cause i already have this on a hard drive... Somewhere

I have an entire playlist that's just covers of Toxic. It's too good of a song.

Try the versions by Solence and Calvin Arsenia.

I cried for a moment then laughed when i saw your username.

MDK2 - Found it randomly and it was a ton of fun.

DOA2 - Some... Fond... Memories. Put the disc in a PC for extra fun.

Army Men: Sarges Heroes - Just good classic fun

Evolution 1 & 2 - My first randomly generated dungeon crawlers.

Because 1 Drakon is 1000 Cubic 100tholians, which takes 1000 Vornies to raise 100 degrees on the Flugar scale to boiling point.

Metric is very scientific, but it was made through arbitrary means. They chose to make it easier than imperial by using divisions of 10. But it's all based on a single measurement that they made up through arbitrary means.

"We have this length called a meter. How do we define it? Let's use it to measue something in nature and then use that measurement to define it."

I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?

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I taught in China for 9 years and i can tell you that asians all look different. I was good enough at the end to be able to tell who was Chinese, Korean, and Japanese based on bone structure alone. The hardest part is that when 400+ students all have the same haircuts and clothing style, then they really tend to blur together.

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I don't think you trust

If you don't get War of the Chosen then you will be missing out on one of my most played games of all time.

Try the Mage Errent series by John Bierce. It's a full fantasy world with a hard magic aystem that's about kids going to magic school.

As long as i get some Powerstone and Marvel VS Capcom on it then i'm good

Something interesting I discovered about StarCraft back in Highschool, all CDs can be bypassed with a CD Key of all 3s. Like just 3333333333333333333333

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Get a ceramic pan. Barely any clean up.

I second this. WefWef is currently so much better than Jerboa

They only made the jump to USB-C because they were forced to. They would have loved to stay on their proprietary hardware for as long as possible.

The American Dream and other unattainable goals?

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I love D3 and i can play it on my switch with my wife. It will never die for us.

Sir, you have taken my words and misconstrued them to make me appear foolish. To that I say... Touché.

So let's get extremely technical and a little petty.

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If we only count movies with the title "The Mummy" then we have:

The Mummy (1911) The Mummy (1932) The Mummy (1959) The Mummy (1999) The Mummy (2017)

I propose that because you immediately suggested that the "remake" I was referring to was the 1999 film and was immediately precided by the "original" then you are MISTAKEN!!!

That would mean that you believed the 3rd movie in this list was actually the "original". How utterly foolish of you. I laugh at your expense. Ha ha ha.

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But seriously, I grew up loving the 1999 Mummy movie and I refuse to see the newest one.

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I absolutely hate the story of this game. The parents are horrible ego-centric people who do not deserve to be happy. My wife and I played it and we almost quit at the very end because we were convinced they shouldn't end up back together. They don't actually fix any relationship problems besides being reminded why they fell in love and nostalgia.

It drives me nuts how this game won GOTY when I hated it so much.

Can we get this dropped on the switch? It's the only way I can convince my wfe to play.

Report back with your findings because if it's not then my friends and i had 3 very unique Starcraft CDs

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I'm literally in the same boat with a 4 month old. I should get her to try this with me.

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This made me laugh then get very sad. I miss Google Play Music so much.

People hate the remake. The original is priceless.

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I love when people are confidently wrong.

Mac's have not "always supported right mouse clicks." https://www.wired.com/2000/10/eek-a-two-button-mac-mouse/

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I'm tired of people trying to say that Biden screwed over rail workers. It's just an easy go to point to make against him that's so easily disprovable.

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