Thank God they took down thousands of the millions of sock puppet accounts!

I want him to fully experience every day that he was sentenced to live in prison. Death would be an early release.

It seems to be decent from a cursory glance. Were you being sarcastic? No offense, it's hard to tell sometimes.

They should have done this with the last Norm MacDonald special that he recorded during the pandemic. Use the same words, but put him in front of an audience.

I read until I got cancer, then I read some more, and now I have super cancer.

He's a good boy

I tried it and collapsed in exhaustion after twisting both ankles and breaking a hip.

I really hope there is a geological group that calls themselves by that name.

I wanted to play volleyball in high school, but they just looked at me like I was a nut.

Lab mix. Who knows what mixed with what.

The rake is frozen to the ground

Best I can do is squirrels

Cute, fuzzy disaster.

This isn't even on my top 100 list of worst-case scenarios.