Saw this predicted by many people right from the beginning of the protest talks, but it still stings to see it play out. What a sinister move.

Yes, stop doing engineering and do something actually valuable for the station! Like grow hydroponic weed, or leave vials of thermite everywhere, or beat the mime senseless...

I've been driving myself insane for 10 minutes over this; what is the garnish?

Something about the professional, detached tone combined with the absolute slapstick insanity of the article's content makes this perfect comedy

If they made mystery flavored drinks like mystery flavored air heads, I'd buy them.

I bet you could Photoshop in one! Probably would be less blurry 😂

All hail Greg, patron saint of cocktails! His Manhattan matrix episode was so wild I still think about it periodically.

I always forget how cursed pre-beard Riker looks 😶

Sure are. They really nailed the style!

Can't wait to see if the negroni encased in a giant fake ice cube was the climax of that bit or if there's something even more delightfully unhinged waiting for us.

Never heard of it, but a quick Google tells me it's less than a year old, and I've had a version of this saved to my computer for years, so no. The article I originally found it in claimed it was actual margin doodles from an illuminated manuscript, but I think that was from cracked.com so probably worth a fact check lol. I'll have to give inkulnati a shot! It looks pretty cool.

I was thinking very finely ground parsley or basil would make that color. But I've never seen either that powderized.