Country boy here - cows are pretty harmless most of the time if you leave them alone, they might wander over to have a look, but they’re usually pretty docile. If you don’t want them near you, clapping your hands or making yourself big with your arms and shouting usually makes them go away. I will say that you should absolutely not approach them if there are calves nearby and bulls in general are typically more aggressive, but if you keep a safe distance you should be fine

Stop blaming the players for bad games

Your first mistake was thinking large companies care about customers - you’re just an obstacle to your wallet

I think he’s gonna slow down on his main channel, but still upload. He does have a second channel as well. Tbf he’s been doing his thing for 10 years

Counter with a bishop

Most optimistic lemmy user

Excited for the special edition of the trailer

My brain just melted out of my ears

There have been cases where people who have learnt another language get head trauma and fall into a coma, only to wake up having forgotten their first language and only being able to speak their second. But you can’t magically learn a language in a coma

Another game launch, another broken game. How hard is it to just release a game that works? This is a port as well - pretty much their entire job with this was fixing issues and optimisation

You try arguing with idiots

Are social media companies scared that if they don’t update often enough people will stop using their app?

It’s not so bad if there’s loads of other cars, but if you set off onto a quiet road, it can be quite easy to zone out and forget where you are if you’re not careful

People complain about Starmer, but he’s a human rights lawyer, rather than a disaster capitalist, so surely that’s a step in the right direction

Well, let me tell you a little story

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…

This is a genuine question from someone wanting to be more educated, why is it being downvoted?

Ee they grow up fast - I remember when this millenium was only 1/80 complete

Gotta have Garry glitter in there

I often joke about having your entire house stolen - what would you actually do if you came home one day and there was just a big square hole where your house used to be?

I think thats a pretty good way of seeing it

Record companies are complete shithouses but they’re not part of some global conspiracy

Modern fantasy is heavily based on ancient European fairytales and folklore

Doctor Who

This government seems more interested in sending immigrants to Rwanda than doing anything that would actually help anyone

Human advancement is only useful for as long as there are humans

Ubisoft is ubisofting

Least anarchic lemming

I went to New Zealand when I was 2, and I have some vague memories of it. I’m guessing that it was different enough from my normal life that my brain could retain in

Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets that haven’t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them.” “Buzz them?” Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making life difficult for him. “Yeah,” said Ford, “they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one’s ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises.

I’m sorry, what?

I’m a massive Doctor Who fan and discourse surrounding it has been ‘difficult’ for the last few years. As the quality of the show has varied, some fans have denounced more recent series, and others have become angry that they don’t enjoy the same things as they do. At the end of the day we’re all fans of Doctor Who, we just can’t agree what Doctor Who is, but I think we should accept that and all let each other enjoy the Doctor Who we want to.

At least I’ll be fed

Maybe not the exact same style, but Blackadder (after the first series) and father ted are some of my favourites

I had knockoff coco pops once and they tasted like cardboard

Why not throw in Mayhem as well?

I certainly won’t listen to Gary Glitter’s music

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

TIHI

I studied early soviet history and Lenin was a total nutcase - the USSR was totalitarian from the start. It wasn’t a popular revolution, it was a hostile takeover of a nation

I hope garry chess is alright