Me when
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How often would you like an update about beef stroganoff?
These are also the guys who gets stabbed to death with a rusty fork by a masked murderer. Im not saying wearing crop tops causes violent death but there seems to be a correlation
Penis
How big is it in beans pray tell
Let’s not be too hasty
If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail
I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans
I’d recommend the Epson EcoTank series. They don’t use cartridges, the ink comes in bottles and are quite cheap and lasts a while. They are inkjet tho, unless you’re doing lots if colour printing, theyre ok. Not sure if theres 3rd party inks.
Where are you getting all these hands?
Mooned by the moon
A dog is a dog’s best friend
Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home
Oh no my femurs
The best form of contraceptive is a man in a ski mask with a knife
Bit small innit
I guess he got burned?
Sugar used to come in big cones
Nothing is real anymore everything is cake
Tell that to the 6 months old cheese in my fridge
Ah… I thought it was some kind of hamster
So Diarrhoea Plane is a thing now?
Bit small innit
I like the last one. Have you read about the penis tree?
Where’s my beef stroganoff chocolate?
You may fascinate a lady with cheese
Don’t let your dreams be memes as they say it today
How are you drinking rye?
After last night’s beans
Now we know
And they say climate change is not real smh
Teletext, remember teletext?
Thats one for the book of wins
But I’m afraid of heights
Huh I think ive seen this one before
What about the wheels on the bus
Bring a friend. Things are easier with a party
Teehee
It’s 2023 smh, we should not kink shame. Some people just like to have their ass eaten.
Do you charge your hamster with a usb c cable?
It could be another complaint letter about copper