Did someone say frijoles?
TriPolarBearz
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Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
If you want to read more about experiences, Erowid had a great library of information, including write ups of people who have used different drugs before.
This is the link for crack/cocaine.
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
No u
-JD Vance
No OP, but basically they built a high tech mega prison in a hard to reach location with armed guards. Then arrested everyone known and suspected of being in a gang or affiliated with one.
They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn't think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f'd his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.
Maybe he was too busy with other types of touches.
I see you are quite moo'ved by this comment.
They saw her TikTok content and thought: she's the Raichik for the job!
Ah, picture not showing up.
It was the meme of Goofy saying I'll fuckin' do it again.
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
I work in a hospital. Since Covid, instead of hugging after I got home from work, we started doing "foot cuddles", just touching our feet together before I went to shower. We still do it to this day.
I heard a clip of it. If I remember correctly, he said 90 years old. So in his mind, he doesn't need it because he's not THAT old.
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.
Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for "me gynecologist".
Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
pen
John Wick glares menacingly
Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.
-JD Vance
Anyone else think of the Mona Lisa case from Glass Onion?
Joke's on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.
Why yes
I heard he goes for large expensive couches. More cushion for the pushin'.
Fo' shizzle
Gotta make room for dinner
Stop with the puns... We get the point
Can't be violent if you're busy working or too tired after work...
Cold in Texas, for sure
It all depends on what you emphasize when reading the sentence.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
Animatrumpic*
Wow, sorry to hear about her grandma! Kristy is so lucky to have you!
sell my car
Listen, you only live once. Ladies like Kristy are totally worth the inconvenience of selling your car and the difficulties that will definitely result from this impulsive action. I hope you enjoy the trip to sunny Hawaii together!
it warns us of things to come
Ezekiel 23:20
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Johnny Dim
I can never tell what they really believe. But I once saw a picture about flat earthers.
It basically said other planets are round because they have been observed to be round. But Earth is flat because it has not been observed to be round.
Though if they did see Earth from afar, I'm sure there would be some excuse as to why it's fake.
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful