Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
TriPolarBearz
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Did someone say frijoles?
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
Sound like human
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If you want to read more about experiences, Erowid had a great library of information, including write ups of people who have used different drugs before.
This is the link for crack/cocaine.
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
No u
-JD Vance
No OP, but basically they built a high tech mega prison in a hard to reach location with armed guards. Then arrested everyone known and suspected of being in a gang or affiliated with one.
Oompa loompa doopa dee dit
He wants to swallow some of our spit
Oompa loompa doopa dee dah
Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah
Maybe he was too busy with other types of touches.
They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn't think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f'd his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.
I see you are quite moo'ved by this comment.
They saw her TikTok content and thought: she's the Raichik for the job!
Ah, picture not showing up.
It was the meme of Goofy saying I'll fuckin' do it again.
I work in a hospital. Since Covid, instead of hugging after I got home from work, we started doing "foot cuddles", just touching our feet together before I went to shower. We still do it to this day.
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
I heard a clip of it. If I remember correctly, he said 90 years old. So in his mind, he doesn't need it because he's not THAT old.
Actually, this name traces all the way back to the first cavewoman gynecologist. At the time, they named themselves based on their professions. Megyn is short for "me gynecologist".
I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
pen
John Wick glares menacingly
Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.
Son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu.
-JD Vance
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Fo' shizzle
Joke's on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.
I heard he goes for large expensive couches. More cushion for the pushin'.
Gotta make room for dinner
Anyone else think of the Mona Lisa case from Glass Onion?
Why yes
Can't be violent if you're busy working or too tired after work...
Stop with the puns... We get the point
Cold in Texas, for sure
Animatrumpic*
It all depends on what you emphasize when reading the sentence.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
I didn't punch Jayson in the face.
it warns us of things to come
Ezekiel 23:20
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.
Wow, sorry to hear about her grandma! Kristy is so lucky to have you!
sell my car
Listen, you only live once. Ladies like Kristy are totally worth the inconvenience of selling your car and the difficulties that will definitely result from this impulsive action. I hope you enjoy the trip to sunny Hawaii together!
😈🍑