First place, aSmartwatch.

I all but stopped checking every fcking notification, my life has become peacefull and tranquil.

Second place, my 4yo daughter. Achieved the exact opposite.

They are BASICALLY the same, only difference is whom they send your data to.

First time at a personal trainer.

I am writing this from the grave.

This goes to show how rare a women is on there ;)

Pannekoek.

You figure it out.

Come to the rest of the world, no problems here .

I'd almost go into rehab deliberately for suck a view.

Before, I picked up my phone at every ping or vibrate.

When I wear the watch, all phone notifications are automatically muted and the watch is set to only notify a few apps (Whatsapp, phone calls, calendar). No emails, no kik, no games nothing.

The Netherlands? Urk.

Make it so

Every country willing to put in the work belongs there.

Everyone is flawed, country's included. We can keep each other in check, just like in any social dynamic. Those who willingly and purposefully break the rules though, there is a special place for those.

And it's not on that table.

How do you people find these alts. I scroll by, like or don't, but I have no idea if they are related.

Do you guys have a 7th sense or something?

This is actually pretty cool.

I might do this in my own hometown of Rotterdam.

O good lord, the way those wires are bundled is porn to me.

A bit slow at times, but loving it so far.

That's kinda a giveaway.

I was unaware that a lithium battery was liquid.

TIL, thank you, kind Lemmer.

Merriam Webster says :

*any of various usually cold dishes: such as

a: raw greens (such as lettuce) often combined with other vegetables and toppings and served especially with dressing

b: small pieces of food (such as pasta, meat, fruit, or vegetables) usually mixed with a dressing (such as mayonnaise) or set in gelatin*

As such, even just cucumber would suffice.

Edit: in dutch, a "salade" has to accompanied by a dressing or vinaigrette, thus very much limiting what a salad is.

Sinterklaas.

Pretty lies 😂

Fuck cancer. 🍺

You post just fine. redacted

Please.....

21 in summer, though it hardly ever kicks in with the awesome isolation we have.

23 in winter, cause I like it toasty.

Good bot

I love doing them in Disneyland.

Especially the Asian visitors respond so good.

When is 3am?

So it won't improve your life. Way to go.

It did mine, it was asked and I answered.

Someone enlighten me: what is a non-solid-state battery?

Unless you put it in the dishwasher to often.

A frightening amount of these trigger me somewhat, but not really enough to care I guess?

piemelpijn?

Usually just grin and stare into the camera, sometimes I make bunny ears or such, nothing elaborate like yours.

pancake, because flat and without real content. Plus, it just sounds good.

right now its a javascript countdown till christmas.

Id like to pass the target year through a variable though.

You think they don't have spies?

I recon at least 1 of the users here relays information to them, or even IS working for them.

Without reading I thought he was a poor man's Nick Fury cosplay....

And here I was think to get it for my self kid.

updated post.

Never heard this one, but I'm using it from now on....