TwattyMcTwatterson

@TwattyMcTwatterson@lemmy.world
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I read that as "Unreal: massive push back after Trump admitted he sniffed his workers at latest rally." The funny thing is I was like yeah sounds about right...stiffed is even better though lol

It's not real war profiteering if you don't sell to both sides, dummy.

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Unfortunately, this has never been about immigration and Republicans don't give a shit about immigration. All they care about is reelecting the rapist.

"He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin." - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

Wouldn't it be great if the entirety of her fan base took umbrage and turned his campaign into a grease stain on the rolls of history? Quick someone goad him into saying she sucks and her music is bad in a campaign speech lol.

Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian's belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

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Generic disappear

Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don't use your home computer or phone, you don't want anyone to find these searches.

Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

You could do it for about $30k.

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My guess is because there were none and this is just another lie in a long string of lies told by liars. Or maybe it's not, who knows in this clown world we live in?

It was magical

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If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.

Have they started the Klan...oh sorry I mean RNC rally already?

Stretch every day, holy shit that makes all the difference for mobility. It takes about 5 minutes when you wake up in the morning.

Then you could use the Linux distro with a VPN from a public wifi.

How dare you insinuate I didn't read the article. I'll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

I promise, I wont put it all the way in.

That's funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don't need Hulu so I said "see ya round like a big old doughnut."

Yeah, I said generic not do this exactly. It's a rough idea, not a game plan. You would need a lot of logistical things like cash on hand without using a bank to cash out. I know guys with boats that can't pay their rent so I am not so sure about the pauper with a boat angle but you could easily do it by disappearing in a national park if that's your jam. The main thing though no matter how you do it is you never ever ever ever ever ever go back to your old life in any way. Money in the bank, or long lost girlfriend, mom dies nothing.

A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMED

Edit: forgot an m

Yeah, but they used to come with little stamps that stamped X ANA X on top and a 2 on the underside. They knew what they were selling.

You have to know before you can forget lol

WHAT! The Fonz wasn't real? That's crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

Maybe Joaquin should run for governor.

I would hope it's something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven't heard in a decade.

My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din... ... ...wait what was I say... ... ...oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it's healthy.

Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol