I have it on my tablet (Android), and I love it. It is so simple, but satisfying.

I Climb and trim trees for a living. I'm studying to take the arborist exam, too. I normally drive straight to the first job at about 8 after dropping my son off at daycare. Everything last that varies wildly sometimes the trees don't need climbed so I work on the ground all day. Some days I set my rope right away and climb trees all day. I'm on light duty atm cause I took a log directly to the kneecap. No tears, just some stretched/sprained ligaments that heal slowly. Don't fuck around with spring wood.

You have a 2.5-3 hour commute? I hate my 20 minute drive.

I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.

Why does it say 2019 and not 2020?

I'm glad at least one person decided to answer the question OP asked.

There's still time. I'm holding out for a Halloween pee tape.

A lot of the deals on Black Friday are actually cheaper quality products. A TV specially made to be cheaper than the regular model. Less HDMI ports, lower quality parts. And the item/model number is slightly different.

This is one of the shitposts of all time.

Maybe I'm alone, but this seems fine to me. I think evangelicals should take a page out of his book. Spend less time being horrible, and crucify themselves instead.

I hate Amazon for a variety of reasons, but I can't you seriously after you said scamazon slime.

Democrats have been playing by the rules and norms for far too long. Norms only matter if both teams follow them. Same thing with the rules. If Republicans will change the rules so that they win Democrats have to follow suit or make it illegal. When one side plays dirty, the other can either play dirty or lose. Moral high ground gains us nothing.

Imagine assaulting someone and whole family comes in and beats your ass.

Tell girls and short girls are both great. My wife is medium, and medium girls are great too.

Post partum psychosis.

This is a dumb take. Her only job was to make sure the weapons are safe, and she had live ammo on set. The producers may share some of the blame with her, but she's no fall guy.

Yes. Next question.

I bet doctors need to retrain and recertify too.

I don't have bad memory at all. I have no control over what I remember, though. Sometimes I will see something and know that I will remember this useless information.

I miss S10 sized trucks.

Aren't they more successful than ever? Sure anyone with half a brain avoids them, but everyone's Grandma has an account now. Still a net positive.

Never mix anemoia with bleach.

This might be the dumbest take I've heard in a while.

Everyone that made 538 worth reading was laid off. Even Nate Silver is gone, and he took his model with him. We'll see how they do this election, but I'm not paying attention to them this election.

Amen. If flopping onto her doesn't her there then god didn't want her to cum.

From the before times. 🥲

I think that it almost all looks and sounds so fake that I couldn't find it sexy if I tried. I mostly find amateur performers that I like and follow them. Sometimes if they gain a following it starts getting fake, too. :/

I hope the Coast Guard didn't respond. Would've thrown everyone into the water.

Is it jeans? Is jeans a shitpost?

Known carcinogens are used for a ton of things. The problem with asbestos is how hard it is to handle properly, and the consequences of getting it wrong.

Don't mess with Texas. Don't mess with anything Texas produces. Don't mess with things that have messed with Texas. Avoid Texas at all costs.

I deal with it by not rocking a hog like that. When it's hard it points up, and it's soft it retracts safely away from toilet water.

I thought the arms master made her own blanks or some other dumb shit.

Not if it's magical dementia.

Just spit it all out three or four times, wipe your mouth off and go about your day. You won't even notice.

Nate Silver is no longer with fivethirtyeight.

Death of the author means I can still listen to Ignition, but I have to kill R Kelly if I ever see him.

The rest of it was stupid, too.

If they did this on April 1st t would be a hilarious prank.