Twinkletoes

@Twinkletoes@lemm.ee
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Sanders/AOC

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Why the long face?

I know what you’re talking about but I don’t know what it is.

Ads provide a much needed break so I can check my phone without missing anything.

/s

Mannerkind?

We will evolve beyond mankind into something new…

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Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.

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Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…

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Sleepy Joe is too woke!

Cannabis plants and grow lights

Straight like spaghetti

Here we go again…

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Where’s Melania…

Animal-like intelligence in humans is far more common than we thought

I’d eat that

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Freshly milked pickles 🥒

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What room has a roof and ceiling but no walls…

A mush-room!^^

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And Jesus said, Lo and behold the people who love one another and respect others and stone them to death.

She’s about to peg him

It’s good to warn people against feeding their dogs chicken bones irl but in my scenario, these are tough mutts that know how to chew the bones properly before swallowing.

It’s a countdown ⏰

I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

This is probably a stupid question but would a battery even electrocute you in the water?

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Bite Job

Stretchification

A real man

Nuke the world. End all problems.

Fruicking

Wall-E World!

Whales don’t have scales 😉

This why women live longer

I’m cautiously optimistic

That first one shows some real potential.

The others are cool but don’t really tell a story.

Hmm 🤔

I read in the dark on my iPad with white text on a black screen and night mode on. It’s easy on the eyes and I can read in the dark without disturbing anyone.

Robot baristas

So he looks better than he actually is? Hmm

I can haz Star Trek future?

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Robots