Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

When I was

I can fix him

We're not pussies; we're poor.

Boy, that picture of her is a meme diamond in the rough. You can see her lizard skin poking through the human costume!

They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can't stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

Convoys are sooo 2020.

Really funny he's going all "War On Terror*" still, yet he's the one who pulled us out of Afghanistan and let it immediately fall to the Taliban.

• • This isn't really a "War" on terror declaration, this is more like a "Be Afraid of Terror" stance.

Oh, we're doing this again. Very unoriginal.

They're not even in jars. They're there to observe.

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

You are Well Rested

The fuck I am, kiddo

Barney Hopps

Munchamuhcoochie

So, when you foot turns purple from the multitude of rubber bands, did it make you play any better?

This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan's pubes, and I'm really happy to be trimming my share.

Open up a pack and letmepourinthemilk

The older I get, the more I feel someone should apologize for the 90s

Cracks knuckles

This is coming from the same school district that issued out the infamous "Crybaby Award" https://www.espn.com/sports/news/story?id=1795845

Second Grade, I had a speech impediment. My teacher, Mrs. Atkins(?), would make fun of the nasally way I talked in front of the whole class.

Seventh Grade, Mrs. Cowherd, outright stated that, to her, we were nothing but a paycheck, and she didn't give a damn if we sat there in silence, as long as she got paid.

Substitute teacher (multiple grades, I forget his name) would actively smack kids for misbehaving. I reported him, nothing was ever done.

Senior year. Another teacher (can't remember her real name, I just remember her as Cankles) would start class in darkness, and recite rules that were not enforced anywhere but her class. "If your pants have belt loops, then you must wear a belt." "If your shirt length is more than 3 inches below your waist, you will be sent out of class." She would always volunteer to do detention, walking around reciting rules and making sure we were silent, heads up, facing forward.

Intermix the gaps with neglect, sexual harassment charges against teachers, kids fighting teachers, drugs, etc.

But, hey, you know, my generation is the one that doesn't want to work and full of psychopaths. Must be the video games. \s

I argue that every war since WW2 had people saying that it was the potential start of WW3.

NJ here. If you ask for just "tea," it usually means hot tea. You'll then be asked for the usual add-ons, milk, lemon, so on. It's usually black tea, some places will have others, and they'll ask if you just ask for tea. Unless you say "iced," "unsweet", "sweet", or any flavors they might have, they'll usually assume hot tea.

The flashing lights behind you will keep you awake

Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!

HEADLESS

Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They're gray due to inbreeding

A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.

Yeah that sounds about right

https://media.tenor.com/lwGFtOd9xXcAAAAM/little-girl-freaks-out-getting-flu-shot-screaming-girl.gif

Holding hands? Not really sexual.

Clasping hands and grinding your groin on their hip, back arched? That's a bit sexual.

Not trying to force societal norms on anyone, but I knows a PDA when I sees it

Either way the answer is "yes"

God, I'd love to see the American variant of this for New Jersey Diners

At least Hawking provided something to society.

The sooner we forget Epstein's name*, the better.

• Forget his name, but not the fact he didn't kill himself.

Oh, that's an idea. I have it currently listing the company on the top, and position below. Maybe I should swap the two...

Go back to my dealer and get more

The smell of the air conditioner wall unit at my mother's old house. Musky. They were kept out in the garage, and my dad has no sense of smell. He would just put them in the windows and turn them on.

When I came home from school and got hit with the cold air, the smell, I knew it was summer. Yeah, sure, there's probably a fungus in my brain that drives me towards the highest points I can find to release my spores, but, damn, it smelled like freedom.

Shout out to the Dictionary Of Obscure Sorrows. Gives me a better way to describe what I'm feeling other than just ennui and depression.