VanillaGorilla

@VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
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Joined 1 years ago

No kink shaking please. They like to watch when daddy X smashes their bank accounts, there's nothing wrong with that.

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He should have started with himself, then moved to the others.

Yeah, Nintendo here? What do you need, a lawsuit?

But yeah. Other criminal organizations like the mafia or yakuza families or whatever understand this.

Two words but... human resources.

We ran out of humans to burn, can you check the freezer if we have any left from last winter? Otherwise I have to drive to the farm and get some fresh ones.

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Uh, I can't wait for the next season of "I barely know them, never really talked to them" !

I hope it has a better end than the last one though.

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My rice cooker. Doesn't really matter which one. If you like rice, this will make your life better

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Went out with a bang. Absolutely worth it. I had to delete my account myself, what a hassle.

So I'm not the only one pissed off. At least this.

What annoys me even more is that one of my monitors is capable of daisy chaining thunderbolt. But MacOS isn't. It would be the perfect solution, but no. Apple doesn't like it.

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It hurts me that this one turned out to be a farsighted documentation.

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God, I hated expert sexchange so much. It was a blessing when stack overflow started.

He should use Twitter as a platform to sell pillows. That's where the money's at!

I wonder if she could be any dumber without being unable to find her way through doors.

I've been a pubescent young man once and we have all been idiots laughing at stupid shit, trying to be edgy. I guess that number will change once they'll get more mature.

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Been to Malaysia. They have driving tests? What are they testing, honking and trying to run people over?

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I had that for about half an hour, but I wouldn't want to switch back. Gestures all the time

Does it matter? His fans have probably already donated thrice that amount while feeling smug.

He's right, Adobe's grip on users is bullshit. I just doubt that he's gonna be the guy to fix it.

I must be some kind of super human man as I can spend hours with women without having sex. Is there any way to monetize this outworldly power?

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Wait, I thought she died fighting the moon Nazis? Was that a movie?

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I should find out how to make friends. Still not able to, after all those years.

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How long will it take, what do you think? Five minutes?

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Talking to people isn't really boosting my productivity. I need peace and time to think. The office is the last of all places where I can find that.

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Remember, those tears are falling over the fear of not being able to squeeze the last dollar out of every other being anymore. They don't fear for their life. They fear not being able owning yours.

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"I may have committed some light treason"

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Germany seems to have been an earlier adopter of Mastodon (the instance is hosted by the government). If I understood it correctly they just decided to stop using Twitter, it's not like they started the instance today.

Went there could also mean he drove by and got an ice cream.

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Lol, it really is funny. We're willing to pay, spez. But not for a bucket o' shit like you.

As a language model, did you even RTFM?

Lol, exactly. It's really tragic, but I'll get over it eventually. Now Vlad please.

Oh they needed backlash to realize this was maybe a tad controverse? Gee, who could have known?

That kick to the balls must have been epic if it broke a rib.

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With the latest changes, everyone should stay away from Windows. Linux is mature enough for most workloads.

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Yes, it's ... let me check the calendar ... a day, do obviously he's about to do something stupid.

Don't forget the repository methods! getAllByTenantAndActiveAndCreatedAfterAndFirstNameContainsOrderByLastName

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you gotta be kidding me, fuck you, detekt!

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Yes, see... it stops working when it leaves their lab.

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The protocol itself isn't secure, so if anyone is worried about data harvesting, better log off now and never return

I'm more concerned about tracking tbh. But it's good to know they're planning to get a piece of the cake. I'm ready to block them.

Yes please, yesterday if possible.

How fitting. There should be a community/magazine for this