My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words

Definitely don't have a text channel for announcing jerkin it

LINE MUST GO UP AT ALL TIMES

what other animal could do that much damage.

Humans :^(

Almost didn't hear my tire pop 30 min ago because of music. Should have turned it louder instead of stopping because now I have to deal with it

Edit: in case anyone was wondering... Strut snapped and popped three tires trying to get to a shop. Called a tow to tow ten min down the road for 100$ :^) love that for me

Greyjay has been working fine for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#2 is way too coherent

Dick mount.

I had a Gaia Online account with the name "Monkey Man" 20ish years ago (jesus where has the time gone) can confirm def legit

WHO NEEDS CAPSLOCK WHEN YOU GOT THE SHIFT KEY

Gotcha mate, NSFW obviously

To a much less serious degree it happened to me/my daughter. Brought her in one winter in her car seat and set her down next to my bed with her coat still on. Instantly fell asleep on the bed for at least an hour. When I came to she was drenched in sweat. Obviously panicked and got her out but she seemed unfazed, stretched a little, and went back to sleep. Still feel bad years later.

How has her shit not been revoked spewing all this nonsense??? Or is it a state thing?

Twister. Living and visiting the Midwest USA surely didn't help. I used to get extremely anxious when it would get even mildly windy and still have a bit of a panic attack when a tornado warning/watch go off.

I'm something of an artist!

Can't forget 🔫

Wait a second all these years I've been on Reddit/Lemmy and I was supposed to actually read the articles??? Nah mate I can't be wrong

Pleasantly surprised to be wrong about how Kamala would act.

Everything but starfield seemed like a plus to me

Stupid sexy whale, just look at what it was wearing!

Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.

I second Thunder. Only a few minor gripes from me but switching from sync (gross ads) has been just fine

Thoughts and prayers 😞🙏

Modpacks with a good quest line might be something you're into

I do not want to share porn & VAC games, not even with adults, since the bans are shared to the account actually owning the game.

When I found this out years ago I booted everyone off my family and haven't added anyone since. Ain't trying to catch a ban

Them damn wokies can't take a joke!!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah I'm ahead of the curve, my shit ass old ass car has a tape player already B^)

Also saw ads when it was in beta. Switched to Thunderbird that same day. When support for Windows 10 dies I'll be switching to Linux on my desktop. Ads are stinky

My dyslexic ass never read faster

Fuck yes, recently binged this and it was fantastic.

I love me some Julia Wolf and Kailee Morgue. Not sure how Drake is on there... I have zero songs from him in my top 100

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You can call me whatever you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Halo 3
Viva Pinata
Fallout 3
Kingdom for Keflings
Red Alert 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Warframe
RuneScape 2 (pre eoc)
Minecraft
Borderlands 2

The android app for sure gets rid of ads. I just use browser + adblock for PC so unsure there

Didn't wordpad get removed from windows 11?

Samsung Rogue

Never heard it called touch typing before... Always just "typing"

You're making me want to rewatch Smallville for the 30th time. I NEED the movie or animated series to turn into a real thing. Hell I'd be happy if they were only able to get Tom and Erica back

Also my great grandmother's name... Cousin?