Zip2

@Zip2@feddit.uk
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How much more annoying the (much) younger generations would be.

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Oh please. Wait until they release double-sided, double-density 128bit AI quantum blockchain that runs on premises/in the cloud edge hybrid.

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And Spotify pass these savings onto the artists, right?

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So it’s OK for Ukraine to invite friends along to help too?

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Ah yes, I remember bugs with no way of getting them fixed.

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Poor guy, I guess legally he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Is this old news? There’s been massive dicks on there for ages.

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I’ll wait for Taylor’s version.

Or… crazy idea but how about we just listen to what the experts have been recommending we do for years and actually implement some of it?

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And the dogs too?

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LG by now will have several weeks of footage of me scrolling through streaming services and failing to find anything to watch.

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It’s what Jesus would have wanted, I’m sure.

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Oh no, not golden retrievers again /s

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“I’d quite like this parasite removed before it kills me” the worm was heard saying.

Services turning a profit seems very capitalist for a communist country.

Why not instead think of all the great things that could be achieved with so much clean, low cost energy.

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I believe “Cunt” applies to the last one. Mr or President, take your pick.

Sounds more like a lot of people could do with some basic computer skills training.

“That move has left me wide open”

How’s all that freedom doing over there?

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Plus “Into pieces” is rather unnecessary there.

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Must have been a white Tesla. If it was a black one, it would have been a no brainer.

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Are pagers, walky talkies and other vintage technology particularly at risk?

If so I’m a bit worried about my theremin, but then I haven’t touched it in years.

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It’s almost like murdering people is a bad idea.

/s for non-Europeans.

Brings a whole new meaning to giving someone a hand job.

As opposed to all the Christian denominations, sects, cults who can’t even agree on what the facts were, or which of the books, letters etc are to be included in their “correct” version on the bible.

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Super.

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So it’s basically an AI prion disease?

What if you have cancer and don’t know it, and just accidentally happen to grow a tumour for dinner?

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Oh no, the horror of a developed nation!

Make America Gilead Again.

“Tease” doing a lot of heavy lifting there. It’s only a tease if it’s something people actually want.

I upgraded to a decent set of headphones with a dedicated DAC, then realised just how terrible Spotify’s sound quality is, even on maximum. I hung on a while for the empty promise of lossless audio then ditched them.

I’m now increasingly glad that I’m giving money to their competitors.

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A ride for a ride.

It’s cool. I’m a massive fan of tits, boobies and shags.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

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Send the coastguard out to spray them with water.

In my experience it’s normally unsupported 5 years after they released an updated version. The enterprises probably haven’t bothered to update because it requires too much time to plan, or the people responsible have long since moved on and the knowledge has been lost.

Probably not M$ being the bad guys. You can’t support ancient versions forever.

Just uninstall it and install Windows instead.

But defenestrating people hasn’t worked.