Zip2

@Zip2@feddit.uk
0 Post – 91 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

LG by now will have several weeks of footage of me scrolling through streaming services and failing to find anything to watch.

6 more...

Used by a human for the first time……. and last?

Probably won’t happen as I’m not in the US, however if it does start to show ads it will be very quickly disconnected from the internet and relegated to being solely a display for the PS5. It’s not far off that anyway.

1 more...

Not ADHD, just very high standards!

Are pagers, walky talkies and other vintage technology particularly at risk?

If so I’m a bit worried about my theremin, but then I haven’t touched it in years.

1 more...

When you say trend, is it only on TikTok?

1 more...

And Spotify pass these savings onto the artists, right?

32 more...

So it’s OK for Ukraine to invite friends along to help too?

14 more...

Ah yes, I remember bugs with no way of getting them fixed.

14 more...

Is this old news? There’s been massive dicks on there for ages.

2 more...

I’ll wait for Taylor’s version.

And the dogs too?

7 more...

It’s what Jesus would have wanted, I’m sure.

19 more...

Oh no, not golden retrievers again /s

11 more...

“I’d quite like this parasite removed before it kills me” the worm was heard saying.

Services turning a profit seems very capitalist for a communist country.

Why not instead think of all the great things that could be achieved with so much clean, low cost energy.

2 more...

I believe “Cunt” applies to the last one. Mr or President, take your pick.

Sounds more like a lot of people could do with some basic computer skills training.

How’s all that freedom doing over there?

“That move has left me wide open”

Must have been a white Tesla. If it was a black one, it would have been a no brainer.

1 more...

It’s almost like murdering people is a bad idea.

/s for non-Europeans.

Brings a whole new meaning to giving someone a hand job.

Super.

7 more...

So it’s basically an AI prion disease?

As opposed to all the Christian denominations, sects, cults who can’t even agree on what the facts were, or which of the books, letters etc are to be included in their “correct” version on the bible.

1 more...

What if you have cancer and don’t know it, and just accidentally happen to grow a tumour for dinner?

4 more...

Make America Gilead Again.

Oh no, the horror of a developed nation!

“Tease” doing a lot of heavy lifting there. It’s only a tease if it’s something people actually want.

I upgraded to a decent set of headphones with a dedicated DAC, then realised just how terrible Spotify’s sound quality is, even on maximum. I hung on a while for the empty promise of lossless audio then ditched them.

I’m now increasingly glad that I’m giving money to their competitors.

1 more...

It’s cool. I’m a massive fan of tits, boobies and shags.

Send the coastguard out to spray them with water.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

1 more...

A ride for a ride.

In my experience it’s normally unsupported 5 years after they released an updated version. The enterprises probably haven’t bothered to update because it requires too much time to plan, or the people responsible have long since moved on and the knowledge has been lost.

Probably not M$ being the bad guys. You can’t support ancient versions forever.

Just uninstall it and install Windows instead.

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.

Well, apart from all the salmonella outbreaks linked to vegetables you mean?

7 more...