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"You'll be given cushy jobs!"

Solar panels on one side, lunar panels on the other! Boom! Free electricity 24/7!

Yep, me too.. I was wondering why Obama was being called Brian twice.

If you get the windows tinted nobody should be able to see you inside.

Can I have a look?

Thank you!

European here, what is that? Genuine question, it looks very shiney and expensive.

Wait, what are you doing with the sausage exactly?

I immediately thought of Christian Slater when I read that.