afox

@afox@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

I like code.

You dawg; you're perfect!

I've never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you're videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

Shit. That's a big oops. Been a very long day.

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Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

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Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, "I've given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ" 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? "Jesus seems like he'd be a considerate lover with strong hands." Beautiful.

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Been fighting a dying pancreas since 2016. Dropped from 212 to 120lbs. My body doesn't Absorb the food I injest. Pancreas dumps awful amounts of acid into my stomach. I throw up almost daily sometimes up to a dozen times. I take very expensive pig enzymes to compensate for my body not absorbing food. It's an absolute mess. I feel your pain. At 40 I'm feeling pretty bleak. Hang in there. Pancreatitis is a terrible thing. Especially chronic

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I'm 40. Minecraft is so good. I play harbored games mostly like Elite Dangerous and a ton of RTS or FPS games. Minecraft is different but it's magic.

Amen. So happy to be done with Reddit.

And she became president of the world.

I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

How much did it cost to download all that RAM?

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I'm puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.

Old ass musty smelling paperback. 50's and old racist 60's sci-fi books smell best. I have a problem.

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I like you.

Watchdogs 2. I'm getting to old for this. Recently killed Halo Infinite, Farcry 4 5 6 and some others. Software Engineer. Been unemployed for a bit :/

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar... Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn't help I'm sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I'm so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I'm a shit american.

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:( oh noes

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS

I love as a Sr Software engineer every company I've ever worked for goes tits up because of ... WiFi. Lol like wut? Are we not the embodiment of tech? I have a nighthawk router and NEVER have wifi problems. My ISP is less sturdy than I am. And I've regularly had entire engineering teams connected to the same router with full speeds. I love you router.

Probably not here for me in America (F yeah!). I've been hospitalized with multiple over night stays like 18 times or so since it started. They took my gallbladder for good measure... it was fine... should have left it. Lets throw paint at a wall and see if it sticks! I'm fine. People deal with way worse. I just hope you and yours are as good as you can be.

You brought this up on yourself Atreyu!

But I love potato salad. It's delicious.

I have a drone on offer up and some fool tried to convince me to trade for a flame thrower. Wtf am I going to do with a flame thrower? I guess I could vanquish my enemies... If I had any. People are weird.

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I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music... Sometimes.

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In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

We are witnessing a hate crime.

Jeroba is dope so far

I love you already. Favorite authors? Ray Bradbury and Arthur C Clark.

But it's so sexy. Strongly typed language? *Scoff

I love your brain

I love your brain

Started with Gentoo. Early 2000's. 24 painful install. Moved to fedora shortly after. Keep going back between Arch and Ubuntu over the years. It's all so easy and accessible now.

TRS 80 sans disk drive. My school library and local library had BASIC programs in the books. I'm now a SR Software Engineer. Wild. My first phone couldn't even text... Whatever it was.

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you're too cheap... I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I'm petty like that. A month a ago and I'm still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

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... need you to elaborate on the concrete bit?

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You know what's up

Tandy... Kings Quest. So good. California Games. I miss how simple life used to be.