Keep a set of swimwear in your car. If you go to a place and forgot your swimsuit? Got the backup. Go to a hotel and find out they had a pool you didn't know about? Backup in the car. Accidentally shit yourself? Got at least something on you. Do I shit myself enough to worry about it? Not since I was a baby but now I know I got swim trunks in my car just in case.
The genocidal mimes are non negotiable
Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.
I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.
To be fair, the fighting would be guerilla warfare which the us hasn't been that great at dealing with.
Dude the marvel cinematic universe is we...was one of the biggest hits to smash into the box office. Batman is one of the most popular fictional characters ever written. People are still talking about adventure time, regular show, Avatar the last Airbender, and they ended how long ago? SpongeBob is still on the air. Simpsons has lasted longer than most anime.
What are you talking about, Western comics and animation being less popular?
You want to know a pretty unbiased way to judge this? Look at a Halloween store. Spirit even has stuff from the hawk tuah lady, so you know they work fast and go with what's popular. You might see an old Naruto costume or two, maybe a Goku, and an endcap of what's popular this year possibly still demon Slayer. But you'll see a bunch of stuff for Batman, Superman, hell the joker and Harley Quinn gave their own sections each, and that's just DC.
Bullshit. Go John Brown on them. The oppressed have not gotten freedoms just by asking nicely.
He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
Which is what I'd like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
I'm on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can't root me out, you beerter believe it.
Coming this summer: Mug Shot
Corporate studies show that the most popular ice cream flavors are the flavors we've always made and new flavors are risky because we don't know how popular they will be and so we only do the same flavors so we're always right.
Same reason why you only get reboots and remakes, it's a safer bet for investment.
Because CaPiTaLiSm BrEeDs InNoVaTiOn~!
So those people being cold and not talking to you?
That's how you came off to the people at your last job. Probably why they complained.
Then instead of focusing on the people who responded to you positively, you're using the people who acted like you as an excuse to go back to your previous behavior.
I think that your attitude to the situation might be stemming from some misanthropy from some past trauma or something, idk. This is something you might want to talk to a therapist about or at least think over and objectively assess yourself.
What type of socialization do you want? Do you actually want to talk to people and have positive experiences at the risk of negative ones, or would you want to be left alone and not take that risk, but instead take on the risk of people disliking you?
Personally, I'd suggest just talk to the people who are nice to you and get to know them and leave be the ones who want to be left alone.
Pic of the back
Turn 40 in about a month and let me tell you, it's dope AF. I've got more friends than I know what to do with, having way more fun than in my 20s and I'm not tied down to raising a kid. I go to cons and adventures all the time that I couldn't do nor afford if I had kids. Having kids always grossed me out. I've got friends with kids that I can corrupt as needed.
Anne Frankly you should be ashamed
The problem is that said political party is in bed with if not just straight up neo Nazis now. Maybe ten years ago your perspective would be reasonable but it simply isn't anymore.
The best is almost always full size candy bars, though everyone's personal favorites are different.
As for the worst, people might rag on the orange and black peanut butter things, candy corn, or circus peanuts. I personally like them all and I feel most of the hate is memetic.
The real bad candy? Peppermints. Even worse and strange? Peppermint candy canes.
Sure, I like them in December, but seeing those mixed in with other candy is an insult and reminds you of Christmas creep. It's a breath mint. There might be one freakish kid who likes those hard minty disks of Christmas flavor around Halloween, but really, no one is excited about these restaurant give aways. Even hating on the candy you don't like is part of the Halloween experience, but peppermint just feels wrong in a trick or treat bag.
Yeah it looks just like that but with cars
Man Aldi's not you too you're the cheapest and closest grocery store to me
Weirdly same though I've been through stuff that definitely should have broken some bones
We got the Beetlejuice sequel we have now instead of the original script they had planned.
Same
I guess he raised that if you can't succeed without making racists jokes you're not a good comedian
I wanted to install a bar in the trunk so that's close
I love you too!
There has never been an intro that goes harder than his and never will.
Yep, never been to one of those either
I'd argue in the marvel universe it would be inevitable with the faction problem. The marvel universe is much much larger than our own and much more heavily populated, so even if it was a small chance, there's many more times that chance could happen.
You can just beat the crap out of everything with the wrench and the only consequence for death is... Moving 40 ft to a vitachamber. Bioshock is a great game but yeah you should just try to finish it, it's great.
The people who make social anxiety their whole identity. See the larger comment if you want more detail.
Ok but what if.... We just got rid of sports.
Deadass was about to come in here talking about switchel, that shit is bomb AF. #switchelyfe
"white-nose, apple-jack, stone-wall, chain-lightning, rail-road, hail storminsling-talabogus, switchel-flip, gum-ticklers, phlem-cutters, joleps, skate-iron, cast-steel, cock-tail..."
Ok but you see, that was part of the plan all along!
What are those?
That's also because of how they are printed.
Thanks!
Sick thank you I'll see if I can find one
Sometimes, yeah.
Or, specifically, I can't stand the people who constantly post about how they have social anxiety in a public place for attention (which seems like the opposite of what they would want) and have this whole persona of a "smol widdle sad bean 8c I'd wather wet people die den tawk to dem".
I've had to deal with a lot of toxic, manipulative people who use their identity of having "social anxiety" as a way to manipulate and control others. "I am so weak and tired from talking and anxious, we should go back to the hotel right now and if we don't I'm going to throw a fit!" Doesn't matter if it's the funeral for their partner's dad and said partner hasn't seen their family in years because they live far away and it's really important for them to get closure, naw, the anxiety is more important so we gotta leave NOW.
So yeah, I don't like some socially anxious people. And I hate people who have attitudes like this comic, because for some people, it's not hyperbole, they are that selfish and self centered.
OBJECTION!
The rules state you say things that you haven't done that you think most people have done.
If people haven't done these things it might be because they are living a much more interesting life, like if someone grew up on a boat and hadn't been on land for most of their life, that's pretty interesting and they might not have had the average experiences most people do.
You said you have done all of these average person things.
This means your life experiences are, in fact, average.
Therefore, ya basic.
That makes a lot more sense
They weren't fooled. They knew exactly what he is.
They didn't care.
That's the fallacy that us lefties kinda fall into, that if someone was just educated enough or knew enough or could see the facts, the person would change their mind.
The thing is, this was all about trying to get back at the left and minorities. "Fuck you I don't like the changing world I want my pretend 50s universe with no blacks and gays"