When I was a kid, we had a drink called "suicide punch". You mix equal parts of every drink in the fountain.

It is definitely not that.

Cheerwine.

(Despite the name, it's non-alcoholic.)

I eat a lot of french fries. So maybe about 50lbs annually.

An adaptation of the Wheel of Time book series that doesn't actively invert the characters and themes in service to a boring, schizophrenic mess.

Yes. The lizard people engineered us that way.

Idk. That's more a case of kids making high fructose corn syrup doing crazy stuff.

I'm not sure a 1:1 would make sense for Foundation. At least not for people who haven't read it anyways. Sure would be interesting though.