my belief that your belief has little impact on the reality?

lol, it's usually just rotted food, pressed into surfaces and not properly cleaned, uncleaned drains so your not able to properly rinse the floors and whatnot, gross but not quite that gross

you know, i've never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn't you just suck the air through the straw too?

you're whale cum

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i'd make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i'd just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

instructions unclear, got turned into a zombie by cersei lannister

try hyena clit instead

is "women just have a way of shutting all that down" 10yrs old yet?

you misspelled butt pan

fr tho, i think it was likely plastic wrap that contributed to the delectably pert center

we had to give up the real paper maybe 2 yrs back when the subscription went up to $24/mo, i don't know who can afford it

fast food or dine in? it's funny because the less "corporate" the restaurant, the more likely it is that they're getting a lot of their ingredients in the same place that you get yours

schick? venus?

i don't drink tap water, i don't think as many people do generally in the US as they used to 20 years ago, there's a lot of reasons for that, but it would be interesting to see how much fluoride the average person takes in from drinking water to begin with nowadays

the banana republic never fell

tbh i feel like, in mine own litntl romantic heart, that's what would make it even better, so i guess that i just have a duty now then, i hate the burdens of creativity, but we do need it -_-

i have this thing where when i'm focused, but switching tasks, i'll click my tongue but it's always the tune of nick nick nick n'nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they're grumpin' us, it sounds too good to not be true

where do you live that tipping is mandatory? or are you talking about something else?

agustus gloop soundin' ass

i keep this decorative bucket with a fake flower in it on the back of the toilet, the flower can be easily dumped and the bucket is easy to clean, idk if it's just me, but idk how people survive without an option for both

* cries in iron chef *

isekai'd

this lady is definitely the fall guy for some chicken mafia related activities, people were profiting from this, it's bigger than just one lady and some friends, how can you move that much chicken in a day, everyday? someone find the closest wing place and tell me that their prices are incredibly reasonable at least

don't trust a cathboy either

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn't survive without the prison system, don't know why they're wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

have you though, in actuality? two thorough, swallowed chomps? they are not from god's thumb, just any regular onion? try it.

I love rocket on my pizza!

there's something that will always be special to me about the Round Table mushroom pizza, it is the perfect mushroom pizza and i've yet to find a local place to me that hits every time like that, no one slices the mushrooms as thin and they get too wet, it's such a great pizza

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

this right here, like i seriously don't understand what op is looking for from us, uh if she gaslit you so bad then why care? what's the worth? what are you going to do? like just stop talking to her if it's on her, she doesn't owe the guy anything still he's here trying to put her on trial on the internet, weird af, i'd probably lie to op too if i was stuck having to be personable to the guy, imagine she found this, i'd know dude had my murder planned up for sure

it's nearly gone back around at this point into "grandma's been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?"

i just lost the game..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3VkE2B8zM&si=AQ4HzMlILgkZ39bV

bananas, bread, milk

competition eating is not what is causing the inequality, watersports shouldn't exist, anything televised is evil with the consumption of energy it takes

Houston Tipping is an easy to remember name, what happened to this guy here, was not an isolated incident

they rly gonna be out here clockin the gay dogs

kamala would have turned around

yeah, you tell him! pootie will show him the business now, stupid kid

the ability to scan one's brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you've sneezed, how many sandwinches you've eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

such an old thread, who are you pandering to? you could just message me directly if you need someone to talk to