assclapcalamity

@assclapcalamity@kbin.social
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yes. a master of karate and friendship for everyone... sadly not to be found on the house floor.

the answer is his dad and his aunt. smells like bad fish and probably is, but there's nothing here.

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn't shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

I remember hearing one of the lawyers who sued Alex Jones for defamation and won part of the $1billion+ say "I eat what I kill" - he worked on contingency and didn't take money up front.

lmao send your weird nephew to congress and bail him out of jail money?

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sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which

RBG should never have been allowed to control the US govt by refusing to retire. I don't she was corrupt, but she was holding out. I advocate for term limits and ethics rules on u.s. supreme court justices.

Reddit didn;t invent conversation. some of my favorite subreddits were niche for podcasts that I like, and those buttholes are still live. whatever

"Running for President" is a moneyed gambit. same shit, different 4 years.

his family. honestly, if i were feeling pursued by basically everyone, I would try to keep my fam out of it.

George Santos, OTOH. Holy heck what a piece of work.

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Billionaire Dust! Captured from The Deep! Distilled and Trapped in a Powerful Tincture! Does not contain urine.

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the sub's builder and promoter set himself up for this.

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this anti-IRS position is not going away. my mom hates the IRS and feels victimized, (because she hasn't figured out her taxes)

The IRS owes my mom and most broke people a simple accounting,

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i have found it entertaining that every third post or so is auf deutsch,

same. boring af. heard about some weird business. anti books is what i heard. Sorry, i am pro books.

don't attribute to the newcomers the old insanities of the U.S. Congress. Look this one up:

"Southern Congressman Preston Brooks savagely beats Northern Senator Charles Sumner"

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oh dang are the Ferengi this dumb? I canna think they were but dam I forgot how.

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we're all learning more and more about noted shithead, Stockton Rush.

Mr. Rush is behind the whole debacle. I am concerned that he duped others and took their money, and people died.

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dangit lost me

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paying HR Block for anything is like buying crap in a game.

I'm relieved to hear that an evolved human future doesn't include conspiracy theorists on the radio shilling life elongation and dick pills

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nothing and everything. the whole story is ghoulish and macabre. that isn't the fault of journalism.

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the guy, Stockton Rush, was himself a ghoul.

thanks i never watched all of DS9

i have seen you doing that! i was like WHY SO MANY OFFICE MEMES!!? maybe space it out a bit?

*giardia

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nope that was chase manhattan

Firefox has been my main since forever and hasn't failed me, though I have tried others. I worked in a library back when IE/Microsoft was trying to compete with Netscape. I was constantly, gently trying to remind patrons, Internet Explorer doesn't work very well.

"also there's a new thing called google..." that was the tits back then

i've been to sunday school and bible camp. first of all, weird. that was weird. that was less weird than Unitarian Universalist church camp. the sterility of Star Trek was refreshing

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i'm not celebrating any of this. people died.

we have to recognize the guy behind this was a billionaire moron. he was obsessed with innovation over safety.

voting blue because that's the only option --- what? why? how did this happen?

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