He's the kinda guy whose only programming experience is learning Python for 3 hours 6 years ago, yet he thinks he's the programming god.

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux.

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

Windows users will go far to not have to use Linux

I installed Arch

Everything looks like hacker with syntax highlighting

I don't open source my code bc I don't understand git

I like the reverse spin on the meme format

Lemmings is common

We have a tree in our village that's like double the age of the USA

This could barely even be considered something resembling cat ears, this needs to change.

I love being in a group that has a slur against itself in the name.

Valve is one of the few big companies that still knows money comes from users and users come from a good product

Does anyone know the bs reasons they gave to ban trans women? I don't understand how one of the least by gender divisible games pulled that off.

GitHub is the most mainstream, Gitlab has the most features and is selfhostable, Gitea has fewer features, but is more lightweight for selfhosting. Both Gitlab and Gitea are also working on federation.

I don't know about the others.

*FART (Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe)

Everything is open source if you can read assembly

Our cats usually just pick the nearest surface (often the kitchen floor)

I watched a single 2 hour YouTube video about JK Rowling (well, about Harry Potter, but focused on JK Rowling), so I obviously know everything about her (/s), and in my professional Rowling expert opinion I say:
I don't like her, her books, the games affiliated with her books, or anything else she's associated with.

Also I'm a "actual trans people with sense"™, so my opinion can't be discarded.

Also if that counts I used to be active in a discord server with primarily "actual trans people with sense"™ and talking about the game was literally not allowed because one of the mods was tired of having to tell people why the game is bad.

I was about to say asexual people, but catholics don't believe in those

And what is that reason?

Portal 2 is 12 years old and still looks incredible.

I don't understand git anyway

A good mouse and keyboard are probably a good start.

git isn't in Arch's base-devel

Discord mod

Not really a trend, but Material You and things that look similar. I don't want the background of my app to be a colour with the vibe of brown.

When Websites have a random part where scrolling down scrolls to the left.

A persistent bar at the top that takes up what feels like half the screen with 100% zoom on a standard 1080x1920 monitor.

Sidebars that can't be retracted, especially in desktop applications.

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this post, YouTube hate doesn't seem particularly piracy related.

Hide small plastic babies around their house

We all fell for it lmao

Everyone is a noob when starting out with something (so no)

Celeste is a GUI file synchronization client that can connect to virtually any cloud provider. Video Game

FIFY

According to https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/security#Use_Wayland

6.5 Use Wayland

Prefer using Wayland over Xorg. Xorg's design predates modern security practices and is considered insecure by many. For example, Xorg applications may record keystrokes while inactive.

If you must run Xorg, it is recommended to avoid running it as root. Within Wayland, the Xwayland compatibility layer will automatically use rootless Xorg.

X is less secure.

https://manjarno.pages.dev

Try EndeavourOS.

That one cutie of undefined breed from your local animal rescue.

Smir'm

Average Neovim user (I use Neovim btw)

Make America Gay Again

how much is that in real units?

Jokes on you, people don't tell me shit, I only know secrets that could ruin my own life

I miss 3 days ago when the blockade was just some HTML