I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn't paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

I got called "chicken curry" for years

I think, on Reddit, the analogy is closer to the landed gentry: The people who get there first get to stay there and pass it down to their descendants, and that is not democratic.

you have been muted and can no longer contact the moderators of /r/modcoord

this mf is going to give people a voting system to kick out mods, and they're gonna use it to kick out the mods he just picked who stopped the subs from going private

that would be really funny, i think

Be careful punching nazis. A single punch can kill. People have gone to prison for a single punch. Do it masked up!

Thanks sharkfucker

What you gonna repair it for? It's not like it's gonna work

Using the unused office will not "recoup" any costs, the money's gone. You're just paying for heat lights and AC in addition to increasing employee turnover, especially on the ones with easily markettable skills - often those you would most struggle to replace

Me learning the trade secrets of storing 140 characters of text and then rendering them sometimes

If you just talk about the smell of feet people block you on their own after a while

This is not a good article

To know if an email is a scam I would check the domain of the link it's sending, which this doesn't provide

Also you shouldn't trust the sender address of an email, you can spoof that

If someone tells me they're conservative, I'm never fucking them

Anti-choice republicans are single-issue voters, pro-choice republicans aren't

Mom come pick me up i'm scared

You know damn well it's zero

Golly he's mighty long

scrolling through with wefwef and wondering how long this is gonna be.

Just long enough

How dare you post this :(

silly :p

The correct analogy is you have passengers, two pilots, and the pilots's boss. The passengers paid for a ticket to Memphis and the boss insists that the plane will be going to New York because of fuel levels. A passenger is also a pilot and says there is no reason why we would not have enough fuel. The boss labels him a dsngerous extremist who is putting all of us in this plane in danger. Another passenger found a ticket in the boss's name for New York for an hour ago in another plane. The actual pilots are saying something but no one is listening.

I'm glad

It's kinda needed on here

Skill issue

Make tastier babies

I would try to put molten steel in the cup and make a power plant

You gonna use racism to push towards republican viewpoints?

look at this dumb idiot

Nineteeneightyrule

Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

Aliens arrive and try communicating

ding... ding ding ding ding... ding ding ding

Stick a spoon to the magnet and check if the cat can pull away from it

Then also make sure the magnet isn't stronger than the cat's weight

And boom you have an automatic metal grabbing cat that brings you riches

You do realize people have the ability to not act upon every urge right

So who cares? You've got a brain for a reason

At least we don't have fightporn justiceserved and all that bullshit

https://tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/14/5/315

In both sexes, smoking 1–4 cigarettes per day was associated with a significantly higher risk of dying from ischaemic heart disease and from all causes, and from lung cancer in women. .

https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/smoking-and-cancer/how-does-smoking-cause-cancer#:~:text=and%20other%20diseases.-,Reducing%20the%20number%20of%20cigarettes%20you%20smoke%20a%20day%20is,never%20too%20late%20to%20stop.

Reducing the number of cigarettes you smoke a day is a good first step. But, there is no safe level of smoking. The best thing you can do for your health is to stop smoking completely

My experience is in line with @TJmCAwesome@feddit.nu

Maybe you have a case of the main character syndrome or some social anxiety yourself

Suspicious of this

With all the shit we have in orbit you're telling me SpaceX's shit specifically is more of a problem?

Why don't my kids talk to me? Why am I dying alone?

Defederation is annoying you never know what random community about wooden flutes you're going to be missing out on in 3 years

Just block the subs

Wait why weebs

Oh no

Have another

Sure bud absolutely nothing wrong with your parenting

This is the extreme value theorem by Bolzano

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_value_theorem

I shower twice a day and don't do shit god damn don't you sweat?

Long term it gave a kick off boost to many alternatives, one of which is bound to grow viable