blackluster117

Iron Bitch's legacy is getting sexualized by Giuliani in court. Fantastiche.

Do something about it, then.

Bruh, start charging at a booth and never have to serve food again.

Unsinkable II got me.

My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I'm sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.

Easy, just write a program that takes the fractions of a cent that are rounded off during bank transactions and deposits them in an account you control. It's foolproof.

This coming from the guy that can barely handle personal hygiene and lives in abject filth. Just shut the fuck up and play WoW dude.

I'm just imagining a Cessna wearing a giant pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

He's already handcuffed and taking in oxygen through a mask, why did they even need to sedate him? What the actual fuck?

Another service to add to the pile of things Google barely supported then killed.

Goth girl-field? What will they think of next?

Improved supervision and accountability.

Why hire people you don't trust to do the job? Why not evaluate them on their results and timeliness instead of staring over their shoulder? Do they have no other way of justifying their jobs?

So, psychosis?

The technologies we invent along the way are worth the investment, in my opinion. Look at everything that came out of the original space race.

Now this is a masterpiece. How have I not seen this al dente copypasta before?

You sure it isn't a fire warning scale instead?

Now that's a fucking patch.

Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can't deal with on a Sunday morning.

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It's Shakira, they focused.

Holy fuck, these are government sanctioned black shirts. I don't want to be sensationalist, someone please tell me I'm wrong or misreading this or something.

Shit, the guy lost 50 years?! Might as well just fucking end it for him since you stole his WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!

The fact that there are even blackout zones on the wheel is fucking insulting. Imagine working in that hellscape for next to nothing, still doing well enough to get recognition, and then landing on "Better luck next time, wagie. Get your ass back on the floor."

Consult the mice, they'll know what's up.

You're amazing and I love you.

Easy way to funnel the lazy into prison labor?

Well, fuck you too, Substack.

As a Marine Corps officer, this fool should be ashamed of themselves. What would his response be to Chesty Puller, the most decorated marine officer who started out as a private? What a disgrace to the Corps.

Couldn't be me. Opening links in a new tab master race

We do, it's formally known as Fascism.

I'll never understand women and minorities that are for Trump.

Several people ended up committing suicide because of how financially ruined they were.

Well, I feel dumber for having read through that whole thing.

See?

How about the fact that this man made piece of hardware from the last millennium is still ticking away out there? Talk about build quality.

Holy shit, this isn't satire?

One day, this image will be in the slide deck for a CS class, if it isn't already. That's the kind of thing that keeps me going.

Elmo's about to have a gamer moment.