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I actually really like the plastic bag and bottle trick.

It's like David Bowie and Morgan Freeman combined.

God, I hope so.

You sure it isn't a fire warning scale instead?

They've been bought by an entertainment parent company, which is why the glut of sponsorships along with their content leaning towards pure entertainment instead of including educational and DIY content. Zach and Jeremiah started their own thing recently and explain in their first video.

I just saw Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. Believe me, sex dolls might actually be the worse option.

Wait, what happened with Rammstein?

"That'll cost ya!"

cash register rings

Unsinkable II got me.

My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I'm sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.

Easy, just write a program that takes the fractions of a cent that are rounded off during bank transactions and deposits them in an account you control. It's foolproof.

I'm just imagining a Cessna wearing a giant pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

He's already handcuffed and taking in oxygen through a mask, why did they even need to sedate him? What the actual fuck?

Another service to add to the pile of things Google barely supported then killed.

Goth girl-field? What will they think of next?

Improved supervision and accountability.

Why hire people you don't trust to do the job? Why not evaluate them on their results and timeliness instead of staring over their shoulder? Do they have no other way of justifying their jobs?

The technologies we invent along the way are worth the investment, in my opinion. Look at everything that came out of the original space race.

Now this is a masterpiece. How have I not seen this al dente copypasta before?

Now that's a fucking patch.

Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can't deal with on a Sunday morning.

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It's Shakira, they focused.

Holy fuck, these are government sanctioned black shirts. I don't want to be sensationalist, someone please tell me I'm wrong or misreading this or something.

The fact that there are even blackout zones on the wheel is fucking insulting. Imagine working in that hellscape for next to nothing, still doing well enough to get recognition, and then landing on "Better luck next time, wagie. Get your ass back on the floor."

You're amazing and I love you.

Easy way to funnel the lazy into prison labor?

Well, fuck you too, Substack.

As a Marine Corps officer, this fool should be ashamed of themselves. What would his response be to Chesty Puller, the most decorated marine officer who started out as a private? What a disgrace to the Corps.

We do, it's formally known as Fascism.

Several people ended up committing suicide because of how financially ruined they were.

How about the fact that this man made piece of hardware from the last millennium is still ticking away out there? Talk about build quality.

See?

Holy shit, this isn't satire?

One day, this image will be in the slide deck for a CS class, if it isn't already. That's the kind of thing that keeps me going.

Elmo's about to have a gamer moment.

Should be spelled "Kilmer".