boeman

@boeman@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

I was a slutty nun for Halloween

Just don't make it a habit.

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Wait, you've never wanted to drive a doorstop?

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This

I mean, how does replying 'this' help drive any conversation?

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who dropped the ball

That's new years

It's like using vim as your text editor.

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I absolutely hated myself after installing Arch on one of my machines.

Then I discovered EndeavourOS... I still hate myself but at least my laptop works now.

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windowless white van

That sounds difficult to drive.

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It's not innovative anymore, but it sure was when it released. But they kept it near its peak instead of making it utter horse crap.

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Volvo has done way better under Geely than they ever have under GM Ford.

think we're dead (we're not!)

Speak for yourself.

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It's all rotten.

Doesn't work well when you gotta poop.

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as shocking as it is

That sounds like a good reason to not use the connector

Land mines are still mines.

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Some people want these communities here. There's nothing stopping you from blocking those communities.

Great defense from the lifted trucks with improperly aligned LEDs

That's a brilliant way to look at this

The best code base is the repo I just created and haven't committed anything to.

Somehow, taco bell will win this war, too.

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Hey you, you're finally awake....

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Uh oh...

Would you really want to be reincarnated onto this sweat box of a planet?

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I hope that shirt is Lacoste.

tips fedora

The problem with scaling monoliths is you are scaling everything, including the pieces that have lower usage. The huge benefit you get from going to micoservices is you only have to scale the pieces that need to be scaled. This allow for horizontal scaling to use less compute resources. It also allow for these compute resources to be spread out as well.

A lot of the headaches can be removed by having an effective CI/CD strategy that is completely reusable with minimal effort.

The last headache would be observability. There you're stuck either living with the nightmare of firefighting problems with 100 services in possibly 10 locations, rolling your own platform using FOSS tools or spending a whole lot of money on something like honeycomb, datadog or new relic.

But I'm an SRE, I live my life for scalablability and DevOps processes. I know I'm biased.

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Republicans are supporting third party candidates in battleground states, cause that would be a smart move.

There's proof this happened with the Green party in multiple previous election cycles.

Montana Republicans bankrolled Green Party ballot access

GOP-linked firm paid $532,000 for Greens petition drive, files say

I thought people only went glamping nowadays.

So cute. He looks a lot like the old guy I lost last year.

Thank you for sharing, it made me smile

IBM

Edit: also, I use Arch.

Don't mess with Kunta Kinte!!!

Yeah, I never throw up after a handle of vodka.

In fact, I'm not sure this user even exists...

I can't disagree with this... After basing the size off of the vertical pixel count, we're now going to switch to the horizontal count to describe the resolution.

Itunes, Amazon music, tidal, YouTube music. It's not a monopoly yet. Hopefully we can get a few more services, but I don't see anything competing with this group.

No people left reddit, only us bots.

Shit, now the AI has a body!

We don't need to know your self pleasure habits.

I miss the beans

I never expected something to take that from the Pontiac Aztek

Hell, even as annoying as the xenon strobes were, they were never anywhere near as disorienting as the LED strobes on the emergency vehicles now. That and the low sound range sirens... They make me nauseous when they pass close by.