Spell failed, target is already afflicted with condition: "IBS"

I'll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this

But yeah, I resemble the image XD

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

To be fair, "support" isn't the exact word used, but "preserve, protect, and defend" is pretty unequivocal

I'm shocked that wasn't an option

This is an example of Affirming the Consequent, also known as the Converse Error

Their statement affirms: "if it makes my dick hard, then it's a woman" whereas the assumption being made here is "if it's a woman, then it makes my dick hard". This is the converse of the original statement, and doesn't carry the same logical truth as the original.

It should be noted that the inverse ("if it doesn't make my dick hard, then it isn't a woman") also doesn't, but the contrapositive ("if it's not a woman, it doesn't make my dick hard") does!

What a terrible day to have eyes XD

So what you're saying is that the collective field of Psychology wants to kill its father? Sounds pretty Oedipal to me... XD

Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?

Holy crap

Piped is about to get another user

I've never had any of these combinations, so I can't disprove their claims from prior experience

Looking at it, I think the easiest combo for me to acquire would be coconut and honey, so I'll have to give it a try and see if truly (DEAD)

I highly doubt it was the first fatal bear attack in California

Other sources I've found specify that it was the first fatal black bear attack, and that it happened before the man vs bear debate XD

My favorite thing is when my browser asks if I want to share my location, then I say no, then the website just knows where I am anyway

Can we maybe stop making these? XD

That's a major marketing point for "light trucks" actually

"Killed a kid on a bike because you couldn't see over the hood? The roads are dangerous! It's their fault for not driving something safer like the Kinderstampferwagen K3500™"

And a period, thank you

But what really sends me over the top is the bumper!

They'd be paying out of pocket with lottery winnings, I think you missed the point

My favorite part is how you can't opt out of these guys:

Remember to iron your flags, fa friends ☺️

Like the police are going to apply the law to themselves

We must abandon this war over turf for a war against TERFs!

"Purina"

Yeah, I sure hope it does!

spits in a rich man's face

Here we see a forklift fulfilling its truest purpose: lifting a fork

May we all attain such fulfillment 😤

M

I

S

T

E

R

.

.

.

F

R

E

E

M

A

N

But I love this video! =(

They are very clearly Alvin, Simon, and Lebron

I'm just saying, a lot of developed nations are suffering because birthrate decline means fewer young people working

Ya know one very easy way to get a lot of hardworking young people very quickly?

Did you really just come into a piracy community to tell someone to pay for a digital asset?

I wish I got to shadow a veterinarian when I was a kid! That'd be so cool!

Edit: my innocent ass just barely figured out the funny XD

The one in the upper right is a self-portrait if I remember correctly XD

"Noisy distraction"

Yeah, that's the point

Like, I expect humanity to do some messed-up things with technology, but using it to pinpoint human suffering for the exclusive purpose of exacerbating it was beyond what I could anticipate

Can we see a picture of 8mo Judy? =)

I think about this whenever I see legislative efforts to "prevent disinformation" XD

I hate disinformation as much as the next guy, but we gotta be careful who we give charte blanche to censor information XD

Nice! How was it?

No! We can't afford to lose Stamets!

Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)