burgermeister

@burgermeister@lemm.ee
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I too am from US STATE! What is your US secure society number so that we can get to know each other better?

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A pineapple can have any subnet it wants. Also I have multiple subnets that start 172.16.xx.xx

Way too easy to accidentally run a program with single click

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Why are they carrying it that way, so unsafe

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That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

Hell yeah brother

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Everyone's days are numbered, it's called being mortal you silly dumb-dumb.

God that's depressing

Vladimir Putin is dumb

You'll be okay. I don't know you but I'm proud of you for going and talking to a doctor about this.

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Don't start shit, won't be shit

For some reason this is fucking hilarious

Sure, here's a sci-fi space-themed country song:

"Stars in My Whiskey"

(Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy's arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I'm missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

(Chorus) I've got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

(Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

(Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love's sake. Under the glow of the distant sun's light, I'm a space cowboy, lost in the night.

(Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth's sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

(Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy's wide, but my heart's still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

(Outro) So I'll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

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What the fuck, I will never look at things the same way again.

Armed extremist groups are dumb

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Weewooweewoo

How dare you; I don't want to be"that guy" who yells at people on the Internet for expressing their opinions, but what the fuck.

Here's a better one:

Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way's glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan's castle in the stars' expanse.
But what's a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he's really won.
Forty billion stars don't shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.

(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Outro)
So here's to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he's left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.

HELP YEAH SISTER SORRY I DON'T HAVE THE SKILLS FOR THIS BUT JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HELL YEAH

Shoulda just gone to Costco, chickens only 5 bucks. Scarcity ended.

Visuals were striking, but on non-System 76 hardware the thing as a whole broke several times cuz updates. Would love to try out some System76 hardware one of these days though.

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Thanks Tim

Aww it'll be okay

Good god

posted 24 hours ago

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Love the ps1 tho

That's fucking awful, I feel so bad for that dude.

She kept your name!?

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Armies and invasion are dumb

Is it hostile?

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Also that dude has a nice ass

Y'all bake? I don't know how you find the time between cancelling and PC-ing all day, my schedule is packed.

I don't. Fuck it.

I have a CD somewhere that I burned a few miniclip games onto. Also the combo number 5, which did NOT age well. (And was kinda unacceptable when it was new)

It's four for four fores for forever fours fore.

Team America was dumb but hilarious

Read the headline and thought they were drafting retired teachers for combat situations.

How'd it go?

Nvmd, just saw your update. Good job :)

Oh boy OG propaganda meme

Love Scotty!