captnanonymous

@captnanonymous@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *

"Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."

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The bag is full of post-1999 MTG cards that I will trade for pre-1999 MTG cards.

As are professional curse words.

Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.

My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.

To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.

You're gonna win it in the CROSSFIRE

Visitor Q.

I first saw it years ago at a goth movie night, and I've never witnessed a more uncomfortable audience reaction. Would still recommend.

Gender reassignment?

Better call Central Services.