casmael

@casmael@startrek.website
1 Post – 57 Comments
Joined 7 months ago

Yeah who tf out here fuckin with their watches still on idk some folks have no respect šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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Apparently the kidā€™s dad died last month. Reckon the story makes a whole lot more sense with that in mind.

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Oh man I thought this guy was a bit sus but no fucking clue he was a literal fucking nazi wtf ā˜¹ļø

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Yeah YouTube is one of the more annoying ones imo

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The image requires additional jpeg milord

Wow that looks so satisfying. Birds do a great job with antialiasing to remove any annoying jagged edges and whatnot ā¤ļø

Well in that case maybe chat gpt should just fuck off it doesnā€™t seem to be doing anything particularly useful, and now itā€™s creator has admitted it doesnā€™t work without stealing things to feed it. Un fucking believable. Hacks gonna hack I guess.

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Iā€™m in this image and I donā€™t like it

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I think you have single handedly brought about a meme renaissance

Facebook can get fucked. I hope mark Zuckerberg goes fucking bankrupt trying to get his fucking ā€˜metaverseā€™ shit to take off. What a fucking spoon. The sooner someone invents a reason why itā€™s not a massive advantage to be a complete psychopath the better.

Itā€™s not intelligent, itā€™s just artificial.

Okay this is a fucking good meme my dude šŸø

I am living in the consequences of some rich guys actions, so Iā€™m literally in the meme

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

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  • glue that stabs your pets
  • sandwich that explodes on impact
  • bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
  • torch that releases chlorine gas when used
  • uranium paint
  • wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

I still canā€™t get over the fact that the cristo-fascist party is quite fucking literally called PiS fucking hell why does it always boil down to piss

Do you have a version of this with a bit less jpeg by any chance

Psychic damage return to starting area do not pass go do not collect Ā£200

Lmao. Norwegian? Swedish?

Fig roll as well tbh

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Wow that sounds very useable

Itā€™s like fawlty towers level of policy isnā€™t it. House of Commons with a laugh track and everything shot one way because they only built half a set. Fml.

Wow Reuters blocking my adblocker is not cool. Fuck all these corpos man I have no respect for that shit

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But the foreign secretary is David ā€˜worst pm everā€™ Cameron, neither right nor honourable, just a cunt - plain and simple.

This actually perfects the post congrats on being part of my screenshot šŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø

Yeah

Based on the news today, human skinā„¢ļø apparently

As far as I remember, one of the worst, definitely one of the dampest bands of all time. Right up there with the strokes and the killers and two door fucking cinema club for making me want to go back in time and prevent the discovery of electricity, so that shit like this never fucking happens.

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Blorhai says hi šŸ‘‹

Jesus fucking Christ the (lack of) humanity

Number 78

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Any recommendations for language learning that doesnā€™t involve Duolingo?

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Oh thank god I thought it was just me šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

I wonder what motivated his decision to traverse the highway with the stated aim of reaching the opposing edge thereof?

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Yeah Jesus Christ that is some bad shit huh šŸ˜¶

Holy shit things have changed and no mistake

We can sight a 1991 study by Hammett and Hetfield which concluded that ā€˜nothing else mattersā€™, therefore we must conclude that something matters.

Jesus Christ that all sounds terrible

An magnificent cake your excellence