I love my customers

I'm pretty sure most cops lean right soooo

oh fuck me we didn't

Imagine coming online to ask people if a thing is normal or not and getting shit on instead

One more year and I’ll have a salary decent enough to knock them off but it’s still

I've been saying this for like 10 years now.

elect them to political office

I'm constantly telling my wife that I feel like I've been in emergency red alert mode for the past year and a half and the idea of another child just frightens me. You want to do this shit again? This has been the worst experience of my life. She keeps saying the next one won't be special needs but I'm good, no more kids for me, divorce me and marry someone else if you need to do that.

i thought we did?

Naw. He can go. He's done enough harm to the world.

Defunding the police needs to happen yesterday. Tired of these gangsters roaming around with impunity.

based

It seems the majority of them have come around because they’ve learned that LEDs are better.

died

they died

The same sex too uwu

Gods why does this incredibly reasonable take feel like it's so fucking rare?

based

What's this "we survived?" dies

Does the US actively commit genocide?

I meaaaannnn

They're just being complicit in union busting. Nothing to see here.

right? I got cute and now it's unfair to everyone else

write my senator ig

I bet destroying all that straw felt great.

Have a nice death

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tbp the camry she drove was closer to 1.5 tons

I legit use my remote meetings to get to know my team. If there's not too much work to talk about

barbarian was just the word romans to describe non-romans. It's simply roman propoganda to call any tribes that weren't roman barbarians. The implication that their customs were somehow cruel compared to modern standards is also way off base. It's simply a way to dismiss a people and a culture because it's not your own, which if you ask me is pretty fucking barbaric.

yes but my carbrain

It has the bonus effect of confusing my wife every time she tries to use my phone so that's pretty kickass.

didn't they do that in pompeii or do I just watch too much doctor who?

Can't someone else just make Twitter now tho?

AI overlords would be based AF. Assigning them resources to be distributed to the masses instead of hoarded by the wealthy. Making sure people get what they need and occasionally what they want. Allowing people to pursue their passion of the day rather than punch into an office for 10 hours to do the bidding of rich assholes who don't give two shits about them. Yea the AI may or may not give two shits either, but at least it won't pretend to and then throw a pizza party as thanks for making it rich.

If only we had ethics going in

god i only hope.

I'm well to do now? This is for me and I consider not eating for 48 hours at a time because the price of food rn is bonkers to be a solid financial decision.

They had tools to help them that reddit took away. They also kicked the mods that actually cared about the communities they moderated. They were replaced by people who simply wanted the job of moderator despite the mistreatment of previous mods.

They were no experts but there was a lot of experience and goodwill in the moderation of the various communities that was simply wiped out for the sake of profit.

Just like tmnt

Idk why we don't just build 2 story schools but I'm not an architect

Oh my bad, I didn't realize I was talking to someone of your intelligence.

I see. It's not like Lyft isn't taking on drivers who are men, it just allows women and enby pax the option to set a preference for women and enby drivers.

It would be interesting to see it argued in court that this constitutes as discrimination.

the only worship i do is of my girlfriends body.