cdf12345

@cdf12345@lemm.ee
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Joined 11 months ago

You are clearly not an underage Florida teen.

Yeah, you know, like “Dragon Deez”

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sandwich po po no.

It can be both.

Arbitration clauses need to be deemed illegal.

Especially ones that are mandatory for employment

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The guy just likes flags

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https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/dbcae8fb-5478-4645-bcff-e2b0d7e3befa.webp

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Thanks past me!

https://i.imgur.com/57lkU3v.jpeg

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I CANT FUCKING WAIT.

This is the payoff after slogging through 9 seasons of this shit.

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“jump”

whenhesaysjump

I couldn’t care fewer.

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Hard Mode

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Who is making these idiotic decisions ?

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The first Segway.

They’re were quotes that cities would be designed around this invention. Before it was announced it was a balancing standup scooter.

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The prosecution also believes he didn’t have a fair trial

“I told him, I said: ‘Pawpaw, you know, when people ask me how you’re doing I say, ‘Honestly, I don’t know,’” Jason Carter said. “And he kind of smiled, and he said, ‘I don’t know, myself.’” “It was pretty sweet,” he added.

Five guys already had astronomical prices.

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Hottest year….so far!

Top and bottom

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“Big Plots”

Halt and Catch Fire.

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I thought it was PornHub’s Step Sister company…

Still doesn’t outweigh accidentally executing an innocent prisoner who is later found innocent but too late.

No the court room still smells like he shit has pants

No wonder your battery is dead

DIVIDE BY 0. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.

Maybe she’s seen the couch up close

https://i.imgur.com/oMKLBIG.png

I dunno, seems like there’s a significantly higher chance of falling from a window and dying in Russia

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Ignore it sure, but maybe not as you zoom into a court appearance

They also sounds like a specialty boutique strip club

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blood interacts with the chemicals on the test strip, the reaction creates a measurable electrical charge which changes depending on the glucose level in the blood. The meter reads the level of that electrical charge and converts it to a blood glucose reading in understandable numbers.

I believe most strips use glucose oxidase, an enzyme that produces gluconic acid from the glucose in the blood. But I haven’t researched new test strip tech in years.

A Nacarsist’s prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did...

You deserved it.

Not “a” knife. “The” knife.

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Woosh.

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I remember that episode of House

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Who boils urine?

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Archive.ph

Unlock anything. I’ve been using it exclusively since 10ft doesn’t always work

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Please drink verification can.

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The fun part is that China doesn’t allow most or the stuff that TikTok is famous for in China, limits minors to 40 mins a day and does not allow access from like 10pm-6am. It’s telling that they have no problem allowing the app to bypass those restrictions in other countries.

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