ceiphas

@ceiphas@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

You spelled assassinate wrong, dude

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"Stop forbidding us to poison poor people!"

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Because for the standard conservative there are only two genders, Penis and Baby-Machine

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It's exactly the time, where they are legally required to fix that in the EU

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and because of an attitude like this, my family wil never buy anything from nintendo again.

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Here is a comprehensive Guide how to do [x]:

{20 paragraphs of Background Story}

[x] is Impossible to do, you dumbfuck

But the rich can avoid the tap water...

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and the opposition is poisoned to death?

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And your Phone is not using a Client?

and nothing has changed there...

you can still call your school, as weird as it may sound, and the even can call you back... and the children don't need a 1000€ smartphone for that...

Moms for Liberty in Yolo County, Calif.

the name gives me the giggles

'relics linked to him' sounds strange for a boy that died 18 years ago

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I was at a zoo at a guided feeding of chimpanzees. The wuide showed us by example, that the apes were way better at aiming than him, and If you give them a food they don't like, you should wear a helmet, AS they Hit your face with a cabbage from 30m away.

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Girl you know ist's true

Cerebral Palsy, iirc

That was the city of munich...

Long time ago i was an actor and a cook at a medieval market. it was Beltane and my best friend said "I'll get you a wife tonight". It didn't work, and she was very upset about it. I had some sausages on the fire when some girls walked past, and i cried out loud "i'm giving a sausage in a bun for a virgin, anyone interested?. One girl was interested, but very annoying, but her friend was cute. So now i'm married with two children with her.

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"Under his eye" feelings intesify

I thought the NFTs from Trump are a scam, or is this another scam?

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Connect via POP, Instant fun

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Don't forget Bernie

popos

i just realized that PopOS means butts in german...

i needed it in lowercase to see it, and i'm german...

How can anybody believe that more guns is the only possible solution for everything?

If your only tool is a hammer, every screw starts to look like a nail.

And bootstrap's biggest Screen size Starts at 1400 width... 4k be damned

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The POP-Protocol is designed to delete all new Mails on the Server after connecting

As if he's paying them....

would'nt it be Gulf War 4, i thought wwe had three already...

nvm, it's three gulf wars in german, in english the first one is called iran-iraq-war

But the underlying problem is, you could literally elect a can of beans into the oval office, and it would do a better job than donald "dictator on day one only" trump. So there is no pressure on biden to even move... The lines are drawn between a fascist and a corporate shill. Choose your poison, Americans

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But the controls were horrendous

Please put sarons eye in the middle

There is Easy Noise on FDroid

Didn't know that (i'm German), but Springer ist known in Germany to outright lie to push rightwing agenda

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rex is not a breed in itself, it's just a mutation, and every cat with it is considered a "rex". so if it was a selkirk, it's now a selkirk rex, but the breed is hard to recognize on kittens

The cute one 😉

hopefully a land where these chemicals are not produced or its dumping into rivers is forbidden

My last Nintendo buy was a wii for homebrew...

He just completed the already planned roads...

Wait, are corporations all male in German?

not really, they are of all genders, but i saw the meme potential

I'm married and have two sons. Didn't need a single Date...