The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.

Where's my $10Mil?

Isn't mozzarella a cheese?

For me it's probably the murder of arch duke Ferdinand, that started the WWI. It's so fucking dumb all along, so much shit went south and yet here we are. It truly shows history is very stupid sometimes even if events in question have cathastrophic consequences - especially since that particular event shaped the modern history a lot.

In my head canon it's a rat. But I'm very biased.

No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.

You all shit on Philips, but it seems almost all screws are philips crosses where I live. I've never seen a square screw lol.

I'm suffering from migraines. Sometimes it feels like the new universe is being born inside of my skull. I'm cold and hot, I can't move and I can't open my eyes. I'm in an absolute darkness and it feels too bright. It's most likely the worst.

I dunno, man. It's such a weird coincidence to happen. I think the driver just fucked up and wasn't on. But perhaps he was.

Either way, Franz is dead.

Legend. I'm not a fan of presidents of any kind, but this man had humongous fucking balls and I appriciate that.

Sounds very wholesome :) best of luck!

L E M M A R D

These are the goals to approve of. I'm also learning to cook lately!

Congratulations!

I'm a Philips type of guy myself.