Is this satire? If not, good lord.

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

How can one person do so much damage to a company in such a short amount of time? It’s incredible.

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.