I thought her fingers were her lips & chin

Ahh you must be a frivolous developer

After two years of typing in the same boot pass on my same laptop at my same job I woke up one day and couldn't remember it. Almost died trying. Right as I was reaching out to my admin it came to me.

Sorry man, your subscription to SignMeUp Subscription Subscriber isn't active.

I don't think it sounds terrible either. I'd try it with a Strawberry soda first.

You see late one night when the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep And I wait 'til the appointed time when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my peasant friend who looks just like me Arrives and we make a switch -Putin probably

Surely this is what a trident is good for

I think lemmy.world defederated from the instances where you would see those posts. My understanding is that even if you are browsing "everything" you still won't see those instances. There's places to check who defederated what n'such.

This is about my level of excitement too. That's the fun of reading about braver people who go find bears n stuff

But then who will feign sadness and remind everyone that while it's unfortunate it was a button that needed to be pressed and that they'd do it again?

Hardest way: buy a PinePhone Pro Explorer edition with all the accessories. Then miss several calls and texts, and brick it 4 times.

Nah, the lime will kill it.

He looks like green mile dude grown up

Yes, but do you see the last one!? It is colorful on the outside and golden on the INSIDE

You've sold me, I need it

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.

Are you some kind of wizard

Bernie. Simple as.

16, what's yours?

Soon we will evolve to go back in the water. Water levels rise.

Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.

Are you the defense attorney using GPT in this scenario??

Mine arrives tomorrow c:

Nah you are good, it was me that assumed. I'm glad to hear it is amazing! I've been wanted to get a pinecil too. Good to know the optional tips are worth it!

Thank you for your service. Damn near fell out of my chair.

Hows the pinephone working for you?

Purely for fun

Of course. I should have known the answer is just "Finland"

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I'm new here. Thought I got an ad for reddit on Lemmy, I made an ugly face.

Unfortunately Plex is a catchy name though. I've been with Jelly for a few years now and still call it Plex sometimes

And Rosie's Bark omg

Love incoming! 🚁

alias gecko="echo"

Just got over sushi food poisoning, this brings me right back.