crandlecan

@crandlecan@mander.xyz
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Joined 9 months ago

TL;DR old geezers seeking free servants to continue their current lifestyle

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That's not how war works ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Brilliant business strategy, you just wait!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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It will be more than 25 years before Masterson will be eligible for parole.

Mastersonโ€™s lawyers said they plan to

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They think the rest of the world will accept the horror that was USA cable TV. Ads interrupt your movie every few minutes ๐Ÿคฎ

Watch out people!! Found another agent of Satan!! Let us pray to Baby Jesus!! ๐Ÿ™

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Thoughts and prayers ๐Ÿ™

Based on past decisions I'm gonna say yes

It's not a bug, it's a feature ๐Ÿ‘

I heard she did something a few years back that really upset Baby Jesus and made him cry! I'm certain God knows what he's doing!!

Oh boy, WW3 is really warming up huh? ๐Ÿ˜ž

Write a stern letter to the Internet Committee, explaining your grievances. I'm sure they are happy to assist, especially on cases like this one! ๐Ÿ‘

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It's my sad duty to inform you of the following upsetting news...

Trigger warning!

"The wine was no longer liquid and we canโ€™t tell if it was red or white."

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Plot twist: it was the Asus router misreporting the amount of data.

They're the only ones brain damaged enough to say yes. Also: gay erotica? ๐Ÿ˜…

Hey Google! If you want you can be my top search engine again... ๐Ÿคญ

While RSF did not directly attribute responsibility to Israel, the press freedom advocacy organisation said journalists had witnessed Israeli military helicopters near the scene and the strikes had come โ€œfrom the direction of the Israeli borderโ€.

The Al Jazeera Media Network has accused Israelโ€™s military of deliberately targeting the journalists to silence the media, condemning the attacks as part of a pattern of โ€œrepeated atrocitiesโ€ against journalists.

The Israeli army did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Israelโ€™s military has not acknowledged responsibility for the attacks but a spokesperson previously said officials were โ€œvery sorryโ€ for Abdallahโ€™s death and were โ€œlooking into itโ€.

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"It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!"

all but certain to win...

Wouldn't that mean there's no certainty he'd win? Might be my English but it feels wrong...?

Shouldn't it be

all but certain to loose lose

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Sure, buddy, sure ๐Ÿ‘

I won't kinkshame anyone. You are stretching it tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why does nobody wanna die no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Gross

? in many species males will play with other males' penises. So why are chimps the original bros?

Glad I was right never liking her

Fascist clowns ๐Ÿคฎ

God bless child, you're too kind

Reality check: A source familiar with Winfrey's thinking said she was never serious about running โ€” although some close to her thought she should.

Context: Romney, who ran for president alongside Paul Ryan on the GOP ticket in 2012, announced last month that he won't run for Senate reelection next year.

๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm gonna copy pasta that ๐Ÿ˜

Instant ram tar compression. What else?

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"good enough" should be their company motto ๐Ÿ˜…

Still, impressive ๐Ÿ‘

She married someone richer? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't think the European GDPR allows this (forcing ppl to pay for privacy).

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There might be a good reason for that...

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Oooh. Damn. I must've written some weird texts then lmao

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Thoughts and prayers ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒˆ

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EU block

Courtroom scuffle erupts after Capitol rioter resists detention | wusa9.com - https://archive.ph/cA9gq

Let us pray ๐Ÿ™