crawancon

@crawancon@lemm.ee
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he went tmi when he fucked a couch.

roses are red violets are blue

they don't think it be like it is

but it do.

let reddit die. don't view its content. fuck spez.

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if she's pregnant maybe they figured it wasn't worth the risk?

he does have his hands on her belly.

not all carbon based either.

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wtf is shat masel

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Omg Their Logo is my favorite band.

"I move to dismiss this evidence your honor."

"why?"

"it's devastating to my case!"

Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking 'I told you so' juices for the foreseeable future.

that's easy to say, but it's not programmers; it's the board of directors, executives, etc who put profit over all.

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A Rick n morty fan that smokes weed? sooo obscure and unique like my totally necessary sarcasm detector.

i wonder if they like memes and.. and space and.aa..and fucking.

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(Heavy breathing )

twi... twi-twi-twins?

wow that was rich.

the whole thing is "she's incompetent! she lied! she bad border lady!"

then, later on.. ".....also she should initiate article 25 and become our president."

lol

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

You humans will laugh, but for me, it was Marley and Me, a film that allows you to watch a dog live and then die.

i was a fun loving guy with a golden and I met my Jennifer Anniston so it was just too similar and painful and remembering my dog makes me sad.

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WHAT KINDA COUCHES DOES IT HAVE?

—JD Vance yelling, probably

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lizard queen thicc

lizard queen want dicc

tight as a boa constricc

ding ding ding

...hexagon?

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I tried this in 1996 against Willie Nelson.

some say I'm still there.

oh he's fine, that's just a coronation.... of sorts.

just tell your opponent "en pessant" and Just casually flip the board upside down.

but do it with dignity.

grok make a picture of a huge black dick sliding Elon's throat making him tear up, but he's giving the thumbs up. his LIB er ty poster in the background.

i bet hexabear mods have the proj2025 tattoo.

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HOLD UP. ARE you telling ME that FOX NEWS purposefully manipulates headlines and news bits to suit a specific socio-political agenda and has been for decades?

SURPRISED CHIN POKU Man

shoe!

6-3.. I WONDER WHO THE 3 WERE.

transparent assholes

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but is it better than fromunda cheese?

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that's touching grass

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yeah but in that state all thst paraphernalia(even with drug residue) is legal.

....Just not the bong water specifically for some reason.

stupid person, sure, because it's like, get your shit together lady, but, also stupid law.

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but nope. Just voices of concern as usual.

it's infuriating they do fucking nothing

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stay away from debían stable or slackware then....

you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

this looks like i75 in GA where there's a lot of this xtian bs-

"who do you choose? and it's white Jesus in clouds or zombies.

"god is totally real! go to this website to see the evidence!"

and some shit about how the rapture is near. blah blah.

This reminds me to donate to the satanic temple and the ffrf.org

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this will never make it to any hexabear subscriber. they'll just say fake news and shove their sickles up their ass.

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Goooood Gooood let the lack of religious freedom flow through your public support Ron. let your ignorance be your guide

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goddamn. I'd have felt better with it being a photoshop.

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this game came out in 2016 btw

kudos HG! grah!

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loric4lyfe

bless the illiterate on this day

(holds paper, marks 2 holes. folds it to touch holes (giggity), punches pencil through it)

see?

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