crystalmerchant

@crystalmerchant@lemmy.world
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Can you.... Can you do that?

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Sure but nobody saw it or cared

Can someone link me to this super-dramatic mid-sentence lapse people are talking about? From Biden in the debate

Hella entertaining with a damn good (albeit minor) twist at the end

Go read the Heritage Foundation's founding documents. Literally says in black and white that the way to shift the landscape in your favor is by getting your people on the SC.

Nothing centrist about that lazy eye amirite

I definitely do not currently have a yeti cup and definitely do not love it and use it all the time nope nuh uh

Google?? No, not Google. Capitalism. The same forces that drove the internet's growth are making it so much worse than it could be. Profit motive trumps everything and drives the hellscape of engagement monetization

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Yep this will stop them making tiktoks alright

LMAO don't put a fucking camera in your bedroom you dummies

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Yeah no shit, and you do think I have a single goddamn bit of influence over my corporation's choice of email client??

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Why the fuck does it seem like NOBODY can just write the fucking names in plain text in a comment. I am not interested in clickbait

I've heard about the "rise of the nones" for fucking years now. I'm in my mid 30s. When the fuck will this trend translate into policy reform

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WATER motherfuckers, water

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Citations Needed did an episode about this. "Fare evasion" crackdown is a bullshit excuse to beef up cops and redirect public attention

Citations Needed had an episode about this. Extraordinary bullshit media narrative around shoplifting

And barely a peep about corporate price gouging, wage slavery, etc etc

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Something something boring dystopia

Lol I was just in Utah and on a home wifi there, pornhub was blocked (100% blocked, like you cannot access the site).

But if I switched to data, it was not blocked

Lol -- how's that working out for ya, Utah??

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I refuse to give any clicks to any headlines that use the word slammed or any derivative or synonym thereof

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Jesus fuckin Christ I was today years old when I learned about HP Instant Ink. Good gracious what a scam

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"war-torn strip"???

More like, "massacred and obliterated strip". Not much of a "war" going on here

This man is such a child

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Won't somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

Wasn't the model 3 supposed to be the affordable version

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And corporations will certainly not use this convenient excuse to jack up their prices immediately, then keep them there after the crisis passes, right? Right?

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Other way around. The conservative wing has always been cruel, xenophobic, exclusionary, and bigoted. Trump is simply the natural result on top.of all that

My sweet summer child, that is not how this works!! Silly you

No shit. Political success does not required being the best and brightest. It requires being the loudest with the deepest pockets

The mute button is great.

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it's jumps not jumped

But whatever will poor Blackrock do with their real estate portfolio??

like he gives a flying fuck

"Lawmakers" don't want this, "corporate interests funding lawmakers" want this

Right, because Taylor Swift would have otherwise endorsed Trump. So grateful Travis turned her around

Lmaooo please find a way to make this a bot

S L A M S

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Is this some stupid religious marketing campaign

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Texas is neither succeeding nor seceding

Wait, in real money? Or like video game money?

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Me: opens the article, expecting to read about Rite Aid catching shoplifters in the act of stealing or shortly after

Me, two minutes later reading that Rite Aid accused people "likely to steal" or preventing them from entering the store at all. WHAT THE FUCK

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