Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.
I died.
“Direct Message” , from Twitter.
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
Yes, more everyday kilt-wearing. (and not utili-kilts, those are just cargo shorts…)
My dermatologist told me this: wash the stinky parts.
Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?
If you look at my local Nextdoor, apparently every high school dude in a 2-county area has a power washer and a pickup truck (for hauling off junk).
Moonstruck. It’s like watching a home movie of our family reunion.
I’ll say no more…
Stopped using on June 30, deleted content. Nuked account on July 9 (10th cake day).
Need a replacement for r/xwingtmg and come October, hopefully c/anes will be as game day active as r/canes, but fuck Spez.
Don't be a dick.
Now that’s some Fark-quality meme-ing.
Dammit Kitwilly!
No, spending your free time shitting on other people’s efforts for no reason makes you a loser. Doing it anonymously from the shadows (so to speak) doubly so.