My cat likes to invert her spine into a kind of gel substance and then stick her face down the side of the bed between the wall.
I am fairly sure that she is perfectly happy with having a whiskers compressed, what she's not happy about is having less food.
I have a lamp and that has an LED that is on all the time.
Why would a lamp have a permanently on LED? That's what I get for getting cheap crap from China, rather than premium crap from China.