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You cannot hack a server that's down. Security first!

Somebody has to RTFM :(

This is why there should be no death penalty.

Döner "mit alles und ohne scharf" is the best kind of integration, and has been invented in Germany (by a Turkish chef).

From one bean company to another. I hope everyone calls him Mr. Bean.

The trajectory of the bullet would be impossible on a ball-earth. Flat earth has been confirmed by the CIA.

Sure, it was the same year. That's what you meant, right?

He asked the pope to stop being catholic. He is a hero.

Before you can be a writer, you need to sharpen your own pencil.

I looked at his X page. He's a big right wing conspiracy idiot. He never did anything of value, so it's not a big loss if he spends his life in prison.

The owner started a new life as a yoga instructor in Pyongyang.

Will nvidia buy Intel, like AMD bought ATI?

It's always interesting to see how fast they can attribute the attack to russian hackers. Good for them, less embarassing than being hacked by 16 year old anime fans that want to watch next weeks episode today.

And then they leave you alone at the register to fetch something

Looks nice, but I will keep IBM Plex Mono.