darvocet

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Speculation on my part but i think it’s the same thing as Boeing really. They didn’t have any real competition for so long and they started cutting out the engineers who innovated to improve stock price.

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… but it’s just a few bad apples. Most cops are very fine people.

Edit: /s Jesus

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It’s a right wing trope that we’re all going to be forced to eat bugs.

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Imagine if you will, Elon writing a check to twitter so they have the funds to cover all of his mistakes.

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This is also how it looks and feels from the inside. Biden better step up and use his “absolute presidential immunity” to save America if it comes to that.

Semi interesting story. Was driving my exwife around the city and noted how the color tint on one of the buildings as cool. It was a checkerboard pattern or something in different shades of blue/green. She couldn’t see it and said it was “glass colored”. She couldn’t really get how the glass was tinted a color.

Anyways printed out a handful of these and yep, she had partial color blindness. That’s how she found out.

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He’s right I just did it as well. OP is pretty stupid. Now I have to replace this desk chair.

I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.

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Which car company did you say you worked for again?

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This is really cool, so you use only local roaches? That’s my issue with packaged coffee - the roaches are usually from Argentina or something and i try to buy American as much as possible.

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Ummmm…. Am I an expert?

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This is the most fucked up thing they have ever come out and admitted.

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It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

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The 1500 hour rule means before you can fly folks in these commercial settings you have to have a LOT of hours. The way a lot of non-military folks do this is by being a flight instructor for many years - living on pennies. Then they can finally go work for a regional airline and make pennies.

I was hopeful the two separate clues - “just a few bad apples” plus “very fine people on both sides” would be a banger. Maybe it was just too good.

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Business genius.

Dude, excuse you - I’m NOT interested. Sick fuck.

Show us on the doll where the consequences touched you.

Uh, no. Consumers don’t care at all. Executives and marketing folks are the ones that have decided that it has to be in there.

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This photo is like 40 years old so yea that tends to happen.

Got em!

You didn’t say over. Over.

It’s an anti-suicide outfit. It can’t be torn and used to hang himself.

Hahah I’m sure it’s fake but the fact that you don’t know really says something. Frankly he may as well implement it. It’s the most likely thing to help at this point and his user base has IQs that are widely on the low end of the bell curve.

“It wasn’t supposed to be loaded!!”

Love my unifi gear.

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TLDR: the man had random ejaculations in addition to the other symptoms.

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THIS is the right answer. So many idiots in this thread.

That offer expired. He’ll need to buy his own new motor coach now or talk to his billionaire friends

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I am aware of a poop knife being used in north Houston.

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Based on my knowledge gained by watching multiple space station related movies there are several emergency escape capsules up there, so they aren’t technically stranded until those don’t work also.

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This really tripped me out and took me a minute to tell what was happening.

I think you’d be surprised. Many helicopters and small airplanes will have rotors and wings removed and packed to be shipped across oceans.

I want off Mr. bones wild ride.

The puppy’s name was Cricket.

Keeps the smell down in shirty dive bars.

I’m sure they will eventually be on to their owners. If you had a helicopter or something in one of those you’d be expecting it to be delivered unless it fell into the ocean or was specifically damaged.

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Spot on - those lense cleaner rags aren’t going to give themselves away.

You have to say it real fast. Very fast talking.