One second, let me try to recreate Ron "I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan" Desantis's thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go disinfect my mouth
I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.
I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
There isn't a version of LineageOS available for my phone : (
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That's 1.5 colonies of bees.
"The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage"
Apparently he isn't very good at being a terrorist. It didn't even manage to knock down the door and I can't even see any damage in the picture.
I'm pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
Art of the meal
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn't brick my home bar, it's just really annoying.
zero tolerance intelligence policy
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who're you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
Its a LG Rebel LTE
Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:
"It hurt itself in its
confusionstupidity!"