Windows Phone had a gorgeous UI, especially on OLED devices. Your colours are a little off and the gaps could be a bit bigger, but it still looks quite nice. I don't know how much of this is tweakable though. Did you make this yourself? Or which launcher are you using?
Your level of engagement with the community is absolutely spectacular. I'm glad to have found myself a cozy little Internet space and wish you the best of luck with this one hell of a side project!
Perhaps a bag of holding with many kobolds with many pockets? Which contain more bags with more kobolds with more pockets—
I suppose because he was jailed, not imprisoned, if I understand correctly? Jail time is usually in days. This highlights the absurdity of the situation a little better.