If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.

Nope, you can't stand there for generations going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

Thats the 'cat free house' way.

Some how you've made that cringy af.

You say no to that cute little face!

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

Yeah, I can fully understand thinking gods angry with me for something I was doing if I saw that shit.

When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

Well stop trying to make twitter then you fuckin idiot.

I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask.

French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Fine him and suspend him.

I really shouldn't have read that last paragraph, I was enjoying that weird man.

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums.

Aren't memes supposed to be funny?

God I can't wait to not have to scroll past her dumb cunt of an existence.

I present to you, the Law and Order people.

You know what? That took waaaayyyy longer than I thought it would to happen.

Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd.

THANKYOU!

Screw limewire, soulseek is the way, an endless sea of perfectly organised music libraries, you'll find what you want and stuff you didn't know you needed.

I hope they use that thumbnail of him pretending to cry in court for every shitty article they write about him.

At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

You know that the second you throw them out and they're gone, you're gonna need those exact things to fix something.

Get some thick over sized glasses that are that transparent brown colour on the rims, grow a thin but dirty moustache, only wear faded pastel tops and short stained shorts that are 1 or 2 sizes to small, ALWAYS show your belly, make sure to be overly friendly but never blink when making eye contact, sooner or later they'll all leave your house alone.

NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

Is it just nudes or is it all old photos?

Organoids is such a fun word to say.

The dude sounded excited that his games really really popular and that it might inspire some other cool games he might like.

Slow day at the news desk there I see.

I believe a more correct way is to ban the practices tik tok does

But then they have to ban their own data mining spyware social media platforms.

Every so often I think about that dude, sometimes ibfeel bad for him, other times in think its hilarious.

So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?

Awesome, I was looking for something to wind down with after today's shitty ass day at work.

Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we've dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.

If you're not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.

I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...

I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?

Lawyer: Ok, so its a futuristic movie set in the distant past in a galaxy far far away... A galaxy is a collection of planetary sytems... Earth is a planet..... No. No that doesn't mean there's humans on .. Your honour its a fictional movie... No I'm not calling you stupid... Fine hold me in contempt.