This is why we need to fund the arts with high quality drugs.

Now I want to see a show where an unsuspecting anxiety ridden Nurse accidentally takes out a mob boss and has to run the gang while juggling their work, love and social life.

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows 'Corner Gas' never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

As a person with trashy neighbours who think they own the street, study how they talk to each other when they want something done then talk to them like that.

I tried being civil with my neighbours, but nothing, then one day I had a shitty day and had enough, walked to the edge of my drive, looked directly at their house and screamed " GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF MY SIDE OF THE STREET OR ILL MOVE IT INTO THE FUCKING RIVER!" walked back inside and about 30 minutes later everything was moved, they behave most the time now, but whenever they try shit again I just do the same thing.

If they're also really loud and you can hear general conversations, make sure to repeat something they know they've said, let's them know you know more about them then they do about you.

I'm nearly there, I'm about -8 months away!

Israel going for the world record of breaching the Geneva Convention the most times in one war.

I'm going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

Pro Tip: when someone asks you an open question like this, always reply with "why's that?" It forces them to either tell you what they want or bail on it, either way you get time to come up with something to get out of it.

Wow

Ding fries are done!

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

It's kind of a shitposting community for people who are interested in history and war, they're an alright group of people tho (there are way worse communities on here) and most their stuff makes me laugh.

They're just history nerds having fun.

Well I'm Australian so yeah very slim chance of that, plus this dude uses babies as shields from the police, I think I'll be fine.

The Walmart is actually underground and occupies 15 square blocks and boasting 5 levels for all your shopping needs.

This picture has been around since at least 2017 and DALL-E came out around 2021. It's jpg compression from years of reposts.

Nah I think that's either a compression glitch or a good ol tiny finger hand.

MythBusters: Ukrainian War.

I absolutely love it, it's the perfect show in my opinion, I'm so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

I can hate more than one thing at a time!

That's when you're supposed to go throw them in the river.

A nazi party.

I remember when I was a toddler and my parents had one of those.

I feel so fucking old right now.

It's been a while since I watched his videos, looks like my day off is planed out.

Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you'll start to procrastinate and that's when you start coding.

Pecker Productions or PP for short.

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

grunts dismissive mocking

That's just because Canada hasn't fully joined.

I put it back!

Jeez, you eat the sun once every so often and everyone loses their minds!

Kinda reminded me of this bill Hicks bit.

Hahah beat me to it, that scene played in my head as soon as I read the name.

Hmm I'm Not Sure if you're a troll or not.

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I don't know if I've fucked up or if someone's fucked up, but something is fucked up.

Sall good, nothing wrong with questioning if something's AI.

Well that's it, I'm off to dig a deep hole in my basement.

Come join the Mayo Club.

The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

Yeah that prompts pretty good at getting a slice of life style photo with what ever weird thing you've added, it also helps to look into what film stock and camera people used to take cool photos, it's pretty good at replicating film stocks and lense sizes.

I like seeing what alternate reality photography it can make

Yeah, learning windows 3.1, a pirated version given to me by my grandpa, I used to sit there watching him make pirate copies of games using this slow AF floppy disk copying software.